Dazzler

We don't need someone at Isak's level. We need Wissa for the here and now and someone at Isak's level from 2022 when we signed him. Hopefully someone who does hip adduction (or abduction) exercises so his groin isn't held together by masking tape.

Maybe I misunderstand but I haven't got a fucking clue what any of you are on about.

I loved hearing all of those scouse accents tbh

He fucked Ronaldo off as soon as he started acting like he was bigger than the club too. He was never scared of binning off star players if they started negatively impacting his dressing room.

What determines when he's 28 though?

Not sure why Ramsey would be seen as a priority signing. He usually plays left wing and we're sorted there IMO

The irony is that his behaviour will be turning other clubs away. He's showing himself up to be a self-serving and petulant cunt - I wouldn't be surprised if Slot is looking at his behaviour and wondering whether he's even worth the hassle. Everything he's doing is beyond idiotic. He's really only leaving himself Saudi as a feasible option.

I got Darren Eales stood outside my bedroom window with an acoustic guitar singing wonderwall.

He invented a game. Or something. I don’t know. Mourinho called him a heffa in public and I still find it funny.

Lucky cunt. If he puts them beside each other it’ll at least give him a bit of traction down the sides.

He tracks planes yi daft cunt, his landed last night

Isn't he literally having his medical as we speak?

I just watched the latest episode of South Park and it seems they've not been put off by the president's jibes after ep1. They've destroyed Kristi Noem by having her face melt off and be repaired by a F1 pitstop team. All the while she's showing up for photo ops anytime ICE arrests someone Hispanic looking. Also, she spends the whole episode shooting random puppies JD Vance is the little fella from Fantasy Island who works a Mar-A-Lago applying baby oil to satan's ring piece

I'm waiting until the wheels fall off again. Am I fuck starting the Villa away thread - considering we normally shit the bed at Villa park

"It's not fair, why won't Newcastle just let us have Isak for free. I want him. He's mine. Waaaaaah, so it is."

Man is high on rotisserie chicken and vino and taking no prisoners. Let's start a go fund me to keep him well stocked with both because I am all for it.

Hilarious that the dopey cunt has waited until we've nearly signed Guehi's alternative. Now, he's shopping him about praying Liverpool come in for him when he could have had £60m last year.

He’s got the equipment, so he does.

https://archive.ph/QxWKz

I thought Ashby looked class in centre mid tbh. He was linking well with Elanga in the first half. Definitely less shit than I thought he was.

Baby’s day out.

Walking off fine enough like. Hopefully it’s a bit of bad cramp.