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Boo hoo. Get vaxxed you numb, overpaid fucking morons.

No blue check on that tweet, or am I mistaken?

And if he doesn't? He's broken every other convention and tradition, why would he stop there? Once he's lost the Tories' confidence he doesn't technically lose his prime ministership, isn't that correct? Does the government have to permit a motion of no confidence in Parliament, or is that something they can block? My question essentially is, can this fucker continue to govern as a PM without party? Is there some point at which Liz has to step in and finally tell him to fuck off, and would she do that, if it came to it?

Because it looks like dogshit without a name and number, meaning you pay for one and they get more money.

Not enough step-overs or headbands, pass.

I have always said that anyone against unionized labor is either a) a scumbag who has never done an honest day's work in his or her life or b) someone who has been tricked/taken advantage of/brainwashed by scumbags from category A. As a teacher in NYC I am required to be a union member and it's the best feeling there is. I get questions sometimes - "why do you think you're so special that you deserve time off, parental leave, class size limits, etc.?" No, moron, I'm NOT special at all. EVERY worker deserves those privileges and in an equitable society, would have them. The difference is that I have a union that fought for me to have those protections. "The teachers' union is only concerned with its members, not with the education of our children" is another common one that gets trotted out. Yes, no shit, fuckface. It's the teachers' union, not the students' union. It takes care of me so I can take care of the kids without having to worry about getting hurt on the job, screwed by an incompetent or malicious supervisor, losing my career because I had too many sick days, etc etc.

Short fucking memories. It wasn't even a year ago we were on three points with a fat-fuck fraud in both the dugout and the boardroom, having blown our entire budget on one player in the summer, sinking without trace. Since then we've done what no other team in history has done, spending nearly 100m along the way. If that's not trying then what is, exactly?

That guy thinks NDAs stand for Non Declaration Agreements so I'd not be too bothered about whatever's got his eels jellied.

That it's France U20s, according to .com.

Can someone clue me in? I get the account is not real, but I'm not twigging the joke...

Exactly so. Ancelotti is the manager Klopp thinks he is. He's seen it all, won everything there is to win nearly everywhere he's been, and has outwitted some of the top managers in the game.

The piss-and-blue pop-stinking rag was quickly deposited in the nearest bin and the American couple shortly realized they had been reading the map upside-down. Reports of a tramp posing for selfies with said scarf in the Pennywell area could not be confirmed. Hashtag SAFC, hashtag couture, hashtag bins.

That happens to also be my first name, I don't want to be associated with that utter fucking plank. Shame, maybe I'll ask him if he can have it changed.

He was and probably still is an utter cunt of the highest order. The dog's abuse I got off him for nothing more than being the wrong religion and voicing an opinion about, well, anything shows you his true colors. A vile, racist dickhead. Fuck him.

Thrashed completely and without any redemption. Top 4, they must be having a laugh. They were lucky to leave with 0. Fantastic way to sign off at home. Next season is going to be one for the history books.

That finish. Jigsaw at it again.

More atmosphere at 40,000 feet. Those cat eyes look like something out of a Monster commercial as well, as Gandaft had anything to say about his competitors?

Football lost.

If a team this flat and unimpressive wins the PL, let alone the mythic, godlike never before attempted divine right quadruple, it'll be a travesty.

Here comes the messiah, the world's best club player ever in history, the greatest African ever to live, Mandela's anointed.

It really is dire playing these, the stifling, yawn-inducing pressing, the flagrant ref bias in their favor, and the all-day all-night wankfest from the commentary team every time one of them controls a ball. That's before even getting into having to look at Klopp's grizzled becapped beaming intensity and passion or whatever the fuck.

BIG JOE HAT-TRICK? Is it possible? p.s. Fuck me, Murphy can't shoot for toffee.

Get the fuck in! Let's be 'avin' yes Big Joe!

I'd love to be wrong as well.