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  1. acrossthepond
    This has got to be one of the worst takes in a string of awful takes from UM. Darlow is the "bang average" keeper in this squad. He gets the job done and would be a top player for a Championship side. Dubravka has saved us dozens of points since we bought him.
  2. acrossthepond
    The NBC woman just apologized to Arsenal fans for having them miss the commentary. No mention of us, then again we're hardly even on the pitch so that's no great surprise.
  3. acrossthepond
    Solskjaer has to be up there for the tackle on Rob Lee.
  4. acrossthepond
    And as mentioned above if Wilson flops from the push he received it's a penalty regardless. He stays on his feet and is rewarded by having a goal chalked off. Lick my nuts "ESL" Liverpool.
  5. acrossthepond
    BAHAHAHAHAHAHA, fuck all the way off, Super League my arse. If that was a handball I'm a monkey's uncle by the way. Get fucked.
  6. acrossthepond
    Well this is about to end in tears. How terribly sad. Pride goeth before a fall, and all that.
  7. acrossthepond
    I imagine their reactions will be something along these lines, "Well, ultimatel¥ this i$ £or the good of the game, going £orward the$e team$ are creating an elite league where the ver¥ top player$ of the world can compete, and MONEY MONEY MONEY!!!!"
  8. acrossthepond
    GET IN!
  9. acrossthepond
    Wilson wanted to fucking sink that, wretched decision.
  10. acrossthepond
    Anybody surprised? Anybody?
  11. acrossthepond
    Since it's now clear that Ashley isn't going to peddle the useless fat fuck, I guess it's now better to get the few points (1 at a time of course, wins are too much to expect) to help us stop up. So, yay, we scored. Great.
  12. acrossthepond
    Speaking on a weekly basis here, on average, how often do you fuck your sister-mam?
  13. acrossthepond
    I think I'm done. Clearly the players are. There was no attempt to block the cross and no attempt to mark the scorer. Schoolboys would've done better and I mean that literally. Fuck all the way off.
  14. acrossthepond
    Can't wait to see who the next dinosaur Ashley digs up will be. Maybe Kinnear again? He's still alive, right?
  15. acrossthepond
    That goal will cost us many more points over the long run than it saved us.
  16. acrossthepond
    The cretaceous period will extend another week, oh joy. I'm so happy.
  17. acrossthepond
    There you have it. That's the type of goal relegated teams concede.
  18. acrossthepond
    That finish by Joelinton
  19. acrossthepond
    We might've found a defence worse than ours.
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  21. acrossthepond
    Well, I've just hoyed this on and we've conceded within 60 seconds. Jonah.
  22. acrossthepond
    Here, I'll give it a go. "Jizz is too inconsistent, he only performs in fits and spurts" "Top midfield performance, Jizz is covering every blade of grass today" "Cometh the hour, cometh the man, now here's Jizz from the penalty spot"
  23. acrossthepond
    The fuck you are
  24. acrossthepond
    Class finish. Love putting it up Everton, me, even if it keeps the dinosaur from going extinct for another 3 months. Good play by everyone involved, whisper it quietly but Lewis had a great game.
  25. acrossthepond
    Taxi for fatass! If it comes in the next 10 minutes we can all be spared having to look at his gormless mug ever again, since he sure as shit ain't getting another job after this "performance."
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