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Also, that was no smash-and-grab - we were in complete control of that game except for a 10 minute period after the break. We had more possession and more shots (thanks BBC.) We wanted it far, far more.

Brilliant. Another priceless away win and a tactical masterclass from Pardew, but that wouldn't have availed anything if not for the effort put in by every player. Happy Christmas Moyes, don't think you'll last that long.

Get in, get in, get the fuck in!!!!!!

Silence in the library at Old Trafford. Not liking what they're seeing, I don't think, and with good reason. No reason at all that we can't beat these today. If we keep our concentration, they're there for the taking.

Little diving fucking cunt, ugh. If that's not a yellow for diving I don't know what is.

If you're so desperate for a chomp, CT, why not try slathering your cock with peanut butter and letting Fido have a go?

What a dickhead. "Recognisable" centre-forward in the Mo Diame entry as well. Maybe Uncle Ben did Garth a favour by taking the glass of champange away....

And replaced by Rene (not going to attempt his last name.) A shocking turn of events that absolutely no-one saw coming.

I've got you beat then. I've been to Hartlepool as well. Although, in a sense, you've got me beat after all, because I've been to Hartlepool.

Another classic NUFC game of two halves. Disappointing after the extent to which we controlled the first half.

Not convinced Cisse was off there...

We've let this game slip away a bit, hopefully Anita will add some intensity.

Fucking hell Tiote....

What a brilliant team goal, especially from Shola!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/In_the_Presence_of_Mine_Enemies Another take on it from the master of "alternate history", Harry Turtledove.

He's thompers man, it's plain as day.

Just another day in the carnival of awful refereeing that is the Premier League this season. Any chance of retrospective punishment for that filthy bit of cheating?

Pardew was brilliant today. His plan worked to perfection. But sadly we see Pardew's (and the team's) Mr. Hyde just as often as the Dr. Jeckyll on display today. The story of our season has been inconsistency and if the last two games were troughs this was the peak.

Obertan is so awful. We really cannot point to players like that and say they're legitimate backup for a Premier League side.

Get the fuck in!

What the fuck? OBERTAN?

Not today. Only questionable one was leaving the useless Cisse on and taking Shola off but Shola was probably fucked after 60 or so minutes.

You mean the same problem we've had since we sold Ba, the player we replaced 6 months later with a 2 million loan signing?

Fucking hell man.

We've been decent, hope we don't fall apart now. Let's see if a fresh Cabaye and HBA can stretch their tiring defence.