Gemmill

Ah I'm totally used to it now. I'd rather my wife didn't tell me when she posts this stuff cos it's impossible to not think less of her, and I don't really want to feel like that. Five years ago you couldn't have got her to talk to you about politics. Now she has an opinion about everything and they're all objectively terrible. It's ENTIRELY the work of the algorithm.

The wife has just informed me that my sister is posting tributes to Charlie Kirk on Facebook. She's a straight up idiot whose brain has been removed by social media unfortunately.

Difficult to understand what this all means. We the need expert opinions of Jim White and Simon Jordan. Man City are charged by the PL rather than the FA though, right? The FA will hopefully be a bit less keen to see the matter dragged out forever.

Our local MP seems decent enough. Young lass, active in the community, forever fucking emailing me about her fight for council adoption of new estates (mine still hasn't been adopted and it's been finished for about 7 years). I'd probably vote for her again on the basis it'll be her or Reform, but I think Reform will walk this seat next time around. Unless Ben Habib Advance UK Dot Org Dot UK runs a candidate of course.

Standing in a long line behind one person that's stood at a bar is fucking mental like. You line up along the bar and it's a straight choice between the best looking lass and the lass with the most revealing top for who gets served first. That's how it always worked at my bar in Bliss.

Powell just got sacked by the squeaky robot didn't she? So I hope she gets it.

Yeah he's not well, the canula bruises on his hand, the big fat ankles, going missing for days. Such a shame.

In a perverse way I'd sooner have Farage in the job. At least I could actively despise the bloke and I wouldn't feel partly responsible for him being there.

Ending on a lie. Perfection.

She should have been handing out solemn hand shandies. I'd take one tbf.

Is that right? I was just about to look and see if he commented on the Minnesota political killings. Just googled it there and he didn't. OK I'm on board, he's a prick.

Tbf I think Starmer probably had to say something and that something couldn't be "Fucking get in!"

https://twitter-thread.com/t/1965838955154485371 Hopefully that works.

Don't really know how to feel about it. Definitely more concerned for the family of the kids shot at that school though.

what a fucking pickle to get yourself in over Peter fucking Mandelson.

Critical condition in hospital apparently.

Are you able to link to the actual thread please, and I'll post a threaded version of it for people to read? That last post was just to his profile and if you don't have an X account you don't see their latest content.

School shooting happening a state away from Kirk's shooting.

When you read the list of people who say they're praying for him, I think he might be fucked.

Are the BBC reporting this Boris Files story as enthusiastically as they reported Rayner's stamp duty? I don't watch the news but I think I can probably have a good guess.

Starmer will be absolutely shitting it here. If he does the correct thing and sacks Mandelson, he'll enrage Trump for endorsing the "Epstein hoax". If he doesn't, he's endorsing Mandelson cosying up to a known paedo. There's only one right option, but I wouldn't be surprised to see him not take it.

My first question still stands, bitchtits!

On third party sites for higher than face value?

@trophyshywhat did you mean you signed up via Poland? Did you sign up using a VPN?