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Eddie and Tindall working out their Chinese order.

Tino seems to have concentration issues.

Warning signs here. Need to score the next goal.

This is nowt. Just Bruno calming things down.

Lucky cunt keeper.

What is this blinking thing with Gordon? He does it a lot. Looks like he's having a problem at times, but it's obviously not.

Great finish from Murphy. Bournemouth goal against Liverpool disallowed.

Brilliant run from Gordon.

Bournemouth pegging Liverpool back.

Fucking hell. What a strike from Tonali. Dead unlucky.

I admire your persistence and your passion, Albert. What are the big fights and when are they expected to get started?

Traore looks fucking ridiculous.

Valentine's mugs? "I'd rather be drinking from the furry cup" would be a big seller.

I'll be fucking livid if Marco Silva isn't fucking livid come the final whistle.

Good reason not to shit our pants if they take the lead. Spurs btw.

Michael Owen talking to Webb like he's taking a statement down at the station, the fucking copper that he is.

He'll be well short of fitness if Amorim is to be believed about his lack of interest in training. Probably get him close to fitness again just as the season finishes. I hope they waste the Duran money on him in the summer, cos he absolutely reeks of someone that walks away from the game early. His heart hasn't seemed in it for ages.

Brighton. You're 6 nil down keeper. Just boot it long you fucking hipster. Knocks it straight to the Forest lad, and they're 7 nil down.

There's absolutely no way Chris Wood is this good. I cannot wait for him to start being Chris Wood again. If Murphy is having a purple patch, I don't know what you'd call this from Wood.

No changes. Botman still on the bench.

"You're gonna be a greasy, fast, Italian monster! You're gonna eat lightning! You're gonna crap thunder! We'll have to put you in a cage, kid."

Move it to Stone Henge would be best for you, looking at that top of yours.

2 up now, the twats.

Aye Biden not just letting the justice system deal with Trump was disgraceful.