Gemmill

He's right footed btw. Miggy take note.

Get in lad!

It is, aye.

Arsenal getting beat off Man United at home. North London Forever.

I'd he letting the Count take this.

Morrisey's Every Day Is Like Sunday followed by REM's Man on the Moon at half time. Match DJ's on a severe comedown.

Chookademus coming on.

It's on iplayer.

No replays eh? Extra time then penalties. Replays were a nightmare for your season, but it's robbing the lower league teams that stick it out for a draw.

Ange hoying a wobbler in the post match interview again, and BBC showing it in full.

For me, it's sexual.

I think he seems a really nice kid, but the gap between our first choice midfield and him is now massive. We'd be better off promoting Miley and bringing him on than persisting with Longstaff imo.

Longstaff.

As long as we get a winner in normal time this is fine. They've got 11 behind the ball, we're not gonna be playing any scintillating stuff against that.

Fuck me Miggy. Did the hard bit then makes an easy pass look impossible.

We should probably cut some of these lads some slack tbf. First match of the season for a few of them. I'm finding it hard to cut Miggy any slack though.

COUNT Osula....

Who have we signed?!

Let's hope none of the teams that fancy Miggy are watching this. He's fucking cack.

Oh dear.

Miley looks like he's been going to the gym with Joelinton.

Spurs still 0-0 against National League opposition after 75 minutes.

Dubravka starts. Feels a bit like when you get someone a leaving present and they change their mind.

Tell you what that book has taught me. That it could have been Spurs having all this success, but for Harry Redknapp. The author, Michael Edwards, and Damien Comolli were all at Spurs, and they were having some success with signing players using statistical based models. Then they appointed Redknapp. He thought it was all a load of shit and just wanted to sign players that he'd worked with previously. Which ultimately led to the protagonists decamping to Liverpool. Good old 'arry the dinosaur.