Gemmill

Sorry but this REEKS of an RTG mag at work story. I'm not saying it didn't happen though!

"you sir, are deteriorating before my very eyes!"

A cooper's nark? Spying on other lads making barrels. THAT'S RIGHT, YOU JUST GOT TYPOED!

@wykikitoon

We've finally lived long enough to see two of Toontastic's older posters use "Alzheimer's" as an insult.

The annual PSR impact of overpaying by £20m for Wissa is £5m btw. It's fuck all. So we can stop fretting over it now.

https://www.nytimes.com/athletic/6588753/2025/09/02/inside-newcastle-united-transfer-window/ https://www.nytimes.com/athletic/6582169/2025/08/29/nick-woltemade-newcastle-transfers/ First is a post mortem of the window, second is a story about how we came to buy Woltemade. Might have been posted but I didn't see it if it was.

In an ordinary size space, I agree. But if it's really tight, I let Jesus take the wheel.

"It's nice when you have someone to be with. But it's even nicer when you know who you'll never be with again." Thats a quote from Isak's gangster granny of an agent, provided to Jim White on Talksport. I hope we will never again buy or deal with a player that has this cunt as his representation.

Auto parking is fucking class. Honestly, you should be using that. You're in control of the car moving with the pedals, it just does the steering.

I rented an electric Golf in Kos that did the same as well. Going up a long windy hill though, where the car in front of me wasn't really in front of me cos of the severity of the bend, the mad cunt started speeding up.

You grow your revenues and you keep qualifying for the CL. It can be done, it just takes time.

We bought a little Toyota Aygo recently for the wife. The cruise control on it is mental - it looks for cars up ahead of you and adjusts your speed to keep you a safe distance away from it. If they pull away or pull over, it'll increase your speed up to the speed you've set on the cruise control. So I can put 70 on the cruise control, but if the person on front of me is doing 60, we'll just do 60 until they get out of the way. If they slow down, so will we. It's a pretty basic model as well. My first glimpse of self driving car technology basically.

You have a GOOD LONG think about it.

In time, we can build to where the other clubs are. But what is the point in anything if your outlook is just that someone will take it all away from you. He's the sort of bloke where, if you found yourself sat next to him at work, you'd have to be asked to be moved to avoid long term damage to your psyche.

YOU capitulated to them.

I don't think that's true. We wanted PL experience. And they had to be available for sale. That is a miniscule sample size.

Sat down for lunch and the latest True Faith popped up on YouTube. Fired it up and there's the fucking Grim Reaper Mick Martin. Got as far as him talking about someone who plays for Liverpool called Ekky Tekky and worrying about the futility of it all cos what if we buy someone else that turns out to be good and another team with more money just takes them off us.... What an outlook on life.

Don't worry, I do.

NO THANK YOU. A brilliant window, it is.

I'd feel bad for Grimsby but it'll be fun to get to watch Man Unitrd get knocked out again.

Wissa was much the better short term option.

Aye. JSL had been told by Wolves that he wasn't leaving in that window. So he wasn't an option. We've had an absolutely brilliant window, and made improvements in ever department. Nitpicking over a deadline day overpayment on Wissa is completely daft. Just enjoy it as a fan, and stop trying to do the CFO's job.

Nah we'll not. Our revenue is completely changed and we just made a big PSR profit on Isak.