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I fucking told you it was best to work from home.

I made that bloke's Christmas. Warmest, cosiest pig in blanket ever.

That's a cardboard cutout. Not a doubt in my mind.

Keep the large for if you ever get a Christmas where you haven't got the shits.

Man United with a 0.1% chance of CL. Shame because a significant portion of their shirt deal is forfeited as long as they aren't in the CL.

Dave you could just post yours and your wife's full NHS record if you like.

I've watched a couple of hers. She knows EXACTLY what she's doing always posting videos about us and how good we are though. Some of the slavva in the comments from lads with names like geordietom about how her knowledge is incredible etc. I'll be keeping an eye out for creepy comments from a DrGloom in future. 🧐

Sounds like Bentancur will make a full recovery from heading the floor last night.

Very brave of you to relay this story to us.

Here you go fanny magnets.

Please let us play Spurs if we get to the final.

Haha, going to games is in my past unless something presents itself. I'm too much of a hermit these days. Plus I think if you're not a boozer, the whole thing of going to the match carries much less interest. Also work didn't need me to come down on the Tuesday.

Depends if you believe the description of it on the menu or the reality of it on the plate. I had to go downstairs to pick it up and this American kid at the bar goes "excuse me sir. I turned around for like 5 minutes, and then your pizza was there and it might have been there a few minutes. If it tastes old, just let us know and we'll make you another one" I told him I'm fucking starving and it won't matter what it tastes like but thank you anyway.

You could inly get 6/4 for 5 or more goals in this snoozefest. I'm in the big smoke, LONDON, eating a fucking massive pizza on my hotel bed like a tramp.

Assume that's bigger than mine. Rich cunt.

That team should be plenty good enough for Bromley. And it gives the fringe lads a go. The problem comes when they want to play in the final too. Let's get there first though.

He's been excellent like. Sounds and looks like he's on his way though.

The thing Benidorm Brendan needs to bear in mind as well is that we weren't rocked back by them in that second half. We made the proactive decision to move to two banks of 5 and challenge them to break us down, and they couldn't. That's Howe out manoeuvring him again. It's not us hanging on. So the vain prick can admire his xG and the respective total shots of each team, but the fact is we backed them to fail to convert in that last 20 minutes and we let them rack up those shots to do it, and we were right. I'd be embarrassed listening to the stuff he comes out with if I was an Arsenal fan.

Notwithstanding the fact we still need to manage Botman. He's gone from zero to 100 past two games and there's a danger he breaks down if we keep doing that to him.

Aye I think Schar is about to find himself on the sidelines for a bit.

I'd rest Burn as well. We're not gonna win the treble by running players into the ground v Bromley.

There's something to what one of the lads on the video was saying about the best striker in the league turning up in a 14 shirt cos he loved Henry, and scoring against Henry's old team. Absolute poetry.

"The Spanish Brendan Rogers" That's decent actually.

Pretty bad this like. Like playing chat roulette with a bunch of massive losers.

Haven't watched it btw so hope there's some big twats in it.