Gemmill

Be a good job to know what's going on at the club, you'd get to find everything out. I'd leak every thing on here though.

I think I'd be overqualified.

You opening that this morning. "Oooo Sarah. I'd sub your stack fuuuuckun GEEDUP there sausage"

He's obviously quite enjoyed paying no tax as well, so wants to end his career at another tax haven. The gormless rat.

🚨🚨🚨KENDZIOR KLAXON🚨🚨🚨

Put down the BOGAN JUICE and go to BED.

DEI HIRE

OMG Dave that's what AT LEAST means, for the love of CHRIST.

School of Prophylactics. Couple of our lads could have done with him turning up a season or so earlier.

I think the only thing that stops us having a big summer is our targets getting sniped by bigger teams. If we make the CL, I think we'll be splashing at least £100m.

Aye, Irish tradesmen eh. There's one turns up here every couple of months with the most mental fucking accent wanting to knock all the moss of the roof tiles. I haven't taken him up on it yet.

Whoa. Related to the storm, or it's just old and needs replaced?

That story is from fucking ages ago anyway. Does she think she has a scoop on Eddie spying on Marco Silva, and this was her Woodward and Bernstein way of hipping him to the news that the net is closing.

@thebrokendollHe's apologising now. Why he put that video up when he lives in Newcastle, is beyond me.

PMQs is a good example. She started off turning up with 6 mad as fuck, completely unrelated questions. A lot of It culture war shit. And Starmer completely ripped the piss, and 400+ people in the chamber were openly laughing at her. That shit used to get the "hear hear" treatment, or some nutty backbencher would put forward a mad proposition and Sunak would thank them for raising this important issue.

Relatively speaking though. I mean look at Badenoch. She started off trying to major on culture war shit and has had to dial it down massively. Partly cos as opposition leader, she may as well have been screaming it into her pillow, but also cos she's been ridiculed in interview for some of it. If she was PM, we'd all still be having to lap that shit up. I don't think Musk getting involved has helped the right too much. Generally speaking, the British don't like rich foreign cunts getting all up in our business. See Brexit, Elon, you cunt.

Well this can't be bad news for us.

https://iandunt.substack.com/p/brexit-five-years-on-a-triumph-of?utm_source=post-email-title&publication_id=1833442&post_id=156160904&utm_campaign=email-post-title&isFreemail=true&r=172gw&triedRedirect=true&utm_medium=email Dunt, brilliant as ever. I've sent it to my mam, telling her she should read it as stuff like this needs to be heard, as this is the undeniable reality we now live in. I was round there the other day and she's among the final minority that still think it was a good idea, and she insists it's been a success. Bearing in mind, I've spent the last week opening savings accounts for her and getting her money transferred across, cos the whole process confuses her.... So she can't open a savings account, but she is in absolutely no doubt that she understands enough about trade and economics to unequivocally state that Brexit has been a success. Ridiculous, really, and underlines why we should never have been handed the decision.

Hope reckons Howe seems a lot more comfortable with our PSR position than he ever has in the past. In the sense that he understands it, accepts the reality, and seems comfortable explaining the situation. Hopefully that's Mitchell doing some of the work to get him on board, and hopefully it's also cos he knows we're building to a big window or two.

https://www.theguardian.com/football/who-scored-blog/2025/jan/31/jacob-murphy-newcastle-alexander-isak

THE GOLDEN CLIPBOARD!

Purple is where they should be if they were performing in line with their xG. Effectively wha the Expected Points table looks like. File Forest under "having a moment" and reference Chris Wood if you need that underlining. They should be closer to mid table. If they could revert to the mean for the rest of the season, that would be nice.

The truth is, even if Miggy had stayed, Murphy getting injured would have fucked us. Cos Miggy isn't playing anywhere near the level Murphy is and, whilst he's always a willing runner, is more often than not a dead end to any promising attack. Obviously it'll be rose tinted spectacles time if Murphy gets injured, and everyone's hankering for purple patch Miggy. But if he'd stayed, we'd more than likely have been treated to brown patch Miggy.

We could do with Villa absolutely blowing this Duran money on some lads that don't work out.