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Fucks sake.

It's like Chat Roulette but mandatory nudity.

Tino loses all composure in the box. He'd play that ball to Isak fine anywhere else on the pitch.

No Ben Brereton Diaz today. He's on loan at Sheffield United, the prick.

There's no way Botman stays out of the team long term, I think this is just managing his game time against what should be lighter opposition.

I'm expecting us to deliver a good humping here today. These are fucking pap.

@AlexI didn't want you feeling left out so here you go. I asked for a scene with a white Chuck D recovering from a hangover (with a wooly hat on, your famous hangover cure). I asked for the Border Terrier and for your wife to be a "white version of Flavor Flav" just to continue the theme. She's annoyed that you're hungover, as per the brief. This is what I got, and when I asked for it to make your face clean shaven, you retained the beard AND your wife turned black, so this is as good as it gets.

Botman benched.

I didn't like Leanne either. Didn't mind Jake though. I do think events conspired to make the seer a bad idea specifically for this season, but it might work in future. I wonder if they'll scrap it though. I think they should probably not fuck with the formula too much though. Definite signs this season that they might be tempted to tinker and they'll break it if they do too much. I didn't mind them not saying if they were a traitor or not in the final though. I don't think that made much difference. As soon as they all voted to banish in the final bit, that's the point they should have realised that they were all faithful. The fact they went again was baffling, but I suppose your head is just all over the place if you're in the show in that situation.

MUMSNET!

You post your team sheet today and watch me come down on you like A TON OF BRICKS.

Sounds good to me.

Spoilers coming... Charlotte fucked it by pulling that shit to frame Freddie with the Leanne murder. It was so stupid, she should have murdered Frankie that night because everyone left suspected everyone but her. Once she'd done that and Freddie realised what she'd done, there was no chance a traitor could win. The seer thing didn't help but I think Charlotte's misplay is what really knacked the ending. I still thought it was great telly though.

I'm saying nowt until tomorrow. Give people a chance to catch up. I still thought it was great telly.

Big congratulations mate, that's great news.

Howe is the better coach than Keegan. Keegan resurrected the place and the club, but if you're asking me who I'd pick to run the club long term, it's Howe.

They've flown today and landed successfully. Game on.

He'd be told to fuck all the way off if he was asking me for help putting up a literal fucking sail during 70mph winds.

He's not seriously going ahead with this? I'll look out for you all blowing past my front window, clinging onto the gazebo like the start of the wizard of oz.

Did you do the Smooth Criminal lean. No way you could resist that.

Oof. Looks mucb better by 10pm - gusts down into the 40s, so hopefully it'll be relatively stress free. Got fingers crossed for you!

Fucking hell, that was lucky! What time does your shift start tonight? I was expecting lunch time to be the worst of it but this cunt is not keeping to his original timings.

It's a fair bit wilder out there in the last hour or so. Fence and roof are still standing firm but I've been on a call for the last half an hour there and a few things have been falling over around the neighbours. What's the view from the coast, Ramsay's Weather Nightmares? @Renton

He's the bad boy of autism, as Anthony Jeselnik called him.

Musk isn't a fascist, he just wants attention and has zero idea of where the line is. He's fucking loaded and thinks he can do whatever he likes for the lolz.