Gemmill

DISGUSTING.

Absolute dog's breakfast. Give the contract to CT's etsy store.

Check out the alpha nerd. Nerdius Maximus.

They picked the wrong geek to mess with...

Lane 7 is a good shout btw. There's bowling lanes plus some other game type stuff that I can't remember (air hockey maybe), and the scran is kids' type fare. You'll need to book a lane and possibly a table in advance though.

Does he like Lucozade? Lucozade Spot Isotonic gets to your thirst fast, if that's his kind of thing.

Kevin Carr's Garrotte.

Sickener.

I must apologise, Renton talks exactly like John Barnes so he misreads things on occasion.

Bollocks.

What a save.

Get in.

Inter about to get a penalty by the look of it. Mint.

Inter go 1 up.

I don't really know why people are talking about Villa. If we get overtaken by Villa, we're finishing 7th.

But if we only take 4 points from our last three games, it would really be our fault.

Aye was talking about this with a mate earlier. This is the nightmare scenario where those two get to take the piss on the last day and both qualify.

We can both draw and lose to Chelsea as long as we win the two that come after. Bournemouth just went to the Emirates and won, and it's not like we haven't already beaten those tits 3 times this season.

Craig setting eyes on Phil Craig's linuxdriven setup.

Rules to live by: If you're disagreeing with me, you're probably a silly cunt.

It'll be a significant impact to how much we've got to spend over the coming windows if we don't make CL. Being in the EL will also impact our ability to return to Europe next season, never mind the CL. I'm not that chilled about not being top 5.

And me actually.

These fucking Aussies are some verbose motherfuckers. Putting the Fish to shame.

I think there was two completely opposite things. Firstly he apologised for scoring. I think the away end didn't appreciate it, and then he started pointing at the badge and pointing as if this is his team and kissing the badge. The players were just waving him away cos he was making a cunt of himself.

I refuse to have nightmares about that short armed cunt. He's not superhuman.