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I don't think that's a yellow.

I dunno if he's carrying an injury that the club just isn't talking about. He isn't really even attempting to put them under pressure at the back when they've got that ball. He's usually at it, trying to block off passes for their keeper and stuff.

SIXTY NIIIIINE BABY!

Howe was saying Gordon still wasn't properly fit a week ago, and he's one that definitely needs a few games to get up to speed. I mean I hope he comes on and turns the game, but he hasn't looked like that player for a while.

I don't really know what Minteh was up to. It looked like initially he was performatively not celebrating his goal. I assume that got short shift from the away end cos he quickly switched to weirdly hostile sign language for "I prefer being trophyless and mid table, thank you all the same".

Aye it's the stuff of Toontastic legend that I sprained my ankle 1.5km into a 5km run, and still finished the run. @thebrokendollstill talks about it to this day.

Eddie's working on his autobiography by the look of it.

Bruno man wtf.

We're not playing well but we're still plenty in the game. These have done fuck all other than their goal.

Shaping up to be another typical afternoon at the credit card arena.

Ugh Pawson.

If he's genuinely concussed from that, he needs to stay in the house with a crash helmet on at all times.

The ref going down in the Leicester game btw. Vardy.

I'm surprised they got you in the plane, Baracus.

From the look on his face, I think the papal nappy might need a change.

You should try the Beehive actually. In Earsdon. That's good pub food and they've got a dog friendly room and country footpaths surrounding it. You'll probably need to book cos the dog room is only small. @Christmas Tree

Bournemouth now 2-1 up at the Emirates.

You've been seeing monsters in the shadows all season though. You're the boy who cried wolf at this stage. If we match the best of Chelsea and Forest's results tomorrow, and beat Chelsea at home, we'll be very nearly there.

You could have found him a nice spot in Norway.

He didn't vote Leave to have to eat French food in his own country ffs.

That reminds me of those jeans you could get from Burtons in the 80s, with an underlying tartan pattern. It's far too prominent.

Omni in Monkseaton? I was at Billy's Bootleggers on Stepney Banks last night shoving PattysMelts burgers into my face and they were great. I'd suggest Scream For Pizza, but you seem like more of a GoodFellas/ChicagoTown kinda guy.

We'll see. It was local elections this week, the absolute perfect time for a protest vote against a govt that has been struggling. There's plenty time yet, and I think a LOT of people would think twice if they thought they were about to put Farage into No 10.

Australian Labour Party the latest to benefit from anti-Trump sentiment.