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And good point, I get turned away from the Brunswick tip now, cos I've got a Wideopen address on my ID. Might change it to North Gosforth next time and see if that works any better.

Wideopen seems to be fully rebranding as North Gosforth, and that's ridiculous enough, so to do the same for Seaton Burn is wild. Next stop Dudley and Burradon.

It does kind of make sense to stick with the player we actually own, and not prioritise the loanee that will cost us over £20m to sign in the summer. Also none of us know what these lads look like in training. It might well be that the GK coaches are telling Howe that Pope is his number one.

A double ballot entry today. A chance to get TWO you have been unsuccessful emails on Wednesday.

Half their first team fucking off to AFCON will sort that. Also, the fact that they're running incredibly hot atm.

I was out in the garage getting the Christmas decorations in when he scored and I haven't gone looking for a replay.

I was listening to something yesterday talking about their relative shotstopping. I think they were looking at something like goals conceded vs post shot xG, and basically out of the 44 keepers that have played a certain number of games in the PL, over the last X number of games, (can't remember the exact number), Pope was 9th and Ramsdale was 40th. So he would appear to be objectively better at shot stopping, of the two of them. I still think he needed a break though.

Honestly, that's the one game I'd be wary bringing him in for. Wild challenges flying in etc, I'd be worried about some fucking carthorse like Ballard targeting him.

Above is from today's press conference btw.

Wissa surely can't be far off getting named in a squad. Maybe v Burnley?

The same ego at work that made him think he was entitled to go on strike at his old club. Fuck the bloke.

£195 for a beef wellington. I wouldn't even pay that for a pair of beef curtains.

I'm hoping that with our game vs them being the last before they all depart for AFCON, that they'll all be half-arsing it to make sure they don't miss out through injury.

Me neither but what do you do about contract talks with this lad? He can't stay fit for more than a month.

Botman off to see a specialist about his back according to Howe in the post match press conference, so it doesn't sound like a little twinge that'll be sorted in a week or anything.

Well it requires knowledge of sql for a start, so it's not functionality that comes with invision forums, it's code that someone can overlay on top. So I think you and ChattyG need to SIT THE FUCK DOWN.

That would be a good solution but I've zero idea of the work involved in setting something like that up. Maybe you could ask your ONLY FRIEND, ChattyG?

At least that's the tier I'm on.

200gbs of storage and tabs for all your latest songs right?

They've done shows from the 60s to the 90s. You'll like the podcast so much that you won't care about when the episode is from though, I reckon. It's properly funny and interesting, with stories about all the acts. The what else was on telly that night bit is mint as well. Like I say it's just a proper time capsule.

Out of his seat for Hawaii 5-oh.

Start from the first episode and just work through them.

Yep.

If you're still out driving all the time MF, it's perfect.

Tries to classy his 60th up a bit and he would have been perfectly happy with Bon Geordie, duck pizza, and a big telly wank after she's gone to bed.