Gemmill

Looks like a freshly mowed lawn.

Absolute RIPPA!

Problem with that is they'll soon be getting called insensitive for contacting dead people to ask them about the club crest. They've got to draw the line at people who they know they have up to date information on.

A man in his 50s that still stands up like a big boy to wipe his bum bum needs to PIPE DOWN.

That fucker on the left is 39?!

YOU'RE a fucking cripple!

How long did it take him to start Hall regularly? How much game time has Osula seen? Cos we need a second striker that's ready to go on day 1 next season. Miley wouldn't have got as much game time as he did if we weren't basically down to 11 fit players.

Howe doesn't play kids. You can get a younger option in to develop, but he's not getting any meaningful game time.

Would be fine with me. Next to no risk cos he's free and a decent enough option off the bench. We're not going to have the money to do everything in one window and strikers are expensive.

He's still probably gonna cost £30m+ though. I think if they want a big lump up front, the DCL rumours will turn out to be true. Free and his injury record will mean we should be able to keep his wages down.

I'd rather Man United or Spurs than Villa or Chelsea tbf. They're both much more likely to squander the opportunity.

I have it on good authority that Howe was at the Bryan Adams concert last night. Oof.

Up until this point, I was sure this was a dogging trip btw.

I suppose there's not much sound proofing in your teepee on that hippy commune.

tbd for definite.

Team news for this one will be out at 10:45 on Sunday morning. Canny ridiculous. Some of you tramps will still be in your pit.

The lower tariff on cars is only for the first 100,000 sold, from what I've read. Then it's back up. No idea how many we usually sell to them but assume it's more than 100k.

Adam Johnson's representative on earth is a goddamn cockamamy YANKEE.

There'll need to be £120m+ that's open to a move north.

Allow to me help you out here. You were an awkward as fuck dweeb.

Last visited April 2024. Hope he's alright.

That's got to be to do with your cooking.

Wonder what the snacks are like at the conclave. They're in there a long time, it wants to be something better than big bowls of Jesus slices (whatever the fuck they call it). Joritos.

American table manners are fucking wild. You see actual celebs now doing the "pin this steak to the table with a fork held vertically in a closed fist while I saw at it maniacally" thing these days. They're fucking pigs. HOWEVER. You can also see this over here now too if you keep your eye out for it. I hope all of the Toontastic members' no doubt HORRIBLE children at least have decent table manners. I already know some of the poor cunts will be standing up to wipe their arses for the rest of their lives though, so who knows.

Unreliable memory. Firstly I thought it was sons and daughters that that happened on, secondly I thought the lad nicked the hat, not his bitch sister pulling it down over his head. Sons and Daughters was a lot less interesting. But what a tune.