Gemmill

If you get the sofascore app you can click through all of the chances and get their xG score. For both sides. If you look on the understat website at the expected points for each team, we both end up with an identical 1.38 points. Which means that if you replay the exact chances we each had thousands of times, we'd both end up with the same points over the long run. Which more or less tells you that a draw would have been a fair result.

Where do we go to delete them?

The xG agrees with @trainman

https://www.theguardian.com/media/2025/nov/25/rutger-bregman-accuses-bbc-of-censoring-his-reith-lecture-on-trump No bother. Just the BBC censoring negative comments about Trump. Looks like his lawsuit bullshit is having the desired effect.

10 years and 14 days, dickhead!

BAN HIM

ALL OF THIS stems back to you digging out Kirstles.

If we don't get into the CL regularly, we'll never have the money to compete with the big lads. I'm sorry that you're having to endure it though. I think it's class being in the CL personally. And we're in a position to rotate the squad because of how well we're doing in the competition btw.

Bored with the Champions League already. Shut up man. We're not gonna win it but we can get to the later stages and give one of the bigger lads a black eye in the process. Enjoy it.

Sorry Craig, when you first met this lass you told her you were looking forward to being naked in Lorraine?

I can imagine you looking like on that photo with your little ginger tache. Copping a look at Welch in her dressing gown, tache twitching uncontrollably, going cross-eyed, with steam coming out your ears like something off Benny Hill.

The issue here is not age. It's the fact that Welch is singularly unattractive. She shit herself in public and didn't even know ffs.

A RIDICULOUS comparison.

Honestly if you were in front of me now, I'd slap your face.

PL will be jealous.

Another good thing to do with AI is just to get it to remember shit stuff for you. Like numbers. Really degrading lackey shit. The cheeky cunt tried to tell me I hadn't asked it to remember something just before there, and I had to demand that it looked back into our conversations from last week and it sheepishly returned with the correct information. This is how you treat this thing.

I will say that Jasmine's son is called Albion, which sounds a bit Brexit, but her and her husband (he's a cameraman) work all over Europe so I think they've more likely just made a terrible name choice.

When's the big day? My 50th is next month.

I'll look for your name under "Stunt Cock" in the season 2 credits.

The only mackem I really have any dealings with at the minute is.......an Arsenal fan. Which is obviously total bullshit, cos he's 10 years younger than me so he'll just have picked them cos of Henry or whatever. At a time his hometown club were actually doing OK.

All being well we're getting a new cat from the shelter this week. An 8 year old black cat who goes by the name of Princess. Hopefully she never goes missing cos I'll look a right cunt walking round the estate shouting for her. Her last owner turned her in cos she was going to the bog outside of her litter, but she's never repeated the behaviour in the shelter, so they were almost certainly a scruffy fucker that never cleaned her litter out.

The little blonde lass who is on the same show Jasmine normally does turns up to lend some moral support / give the dads an eyeful. She's had a load of work done on her face now though and is right on the verge of no longer looking like she was produced by a human fanny.

Aye, the little asides they do to one another in the voiceover. Fucking BRUTAL, the pair of them. My lass has just spent the last week watching that Jasmine Harman show where she's bought a home in Spain for her family and is doing it up. Didn't mind that cos she's alright and decent Daytime TV fanny (getting on a bit these days but aren't we all). Her husband manages to get a double break in his leg AND have a heart attack during the filming of the show. I'm sure the lazy cunt just wanted nothing to do with any of the work.