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IT'S A SAFEGUARDING ISSUE!

US economic reputation trashed in 2 weeks. And it's indelibly linked to one man. Bessent and Ludnick can fuck off as well. If Scaramucci is to be believed, these are serious blokes who've known all along it was bollocks, and went along with it because power. I don't think they'll be welcome back on Wall Street any time soon.

My first ever report.

Report.

Trump has properly fucked it. The Chinese hold a significant proportion of US government bonds. Apparently it was the Japanese selling theirs off the other day that started sending yields upwards, and he had to pull the plug. He's escalating a trade war with the only country in the world that doesn't need to back down, and that can really fuck his shit up by dumping their holding. What a shame.

Relatively low risk if he's a) free and b) a rotation / bench option only. Everton wanted him to play every game, and he couldn't. We won't be asking that of him.

More of that at the weekend please.

This is not a new member, you RUDE man.

This is nailed on to be even more honking than the American one.

Nice one, that's fucking great news.

He's been the one man band in a struggling side. Could just be down to that.

Ekitike doing the business against Spurs.

Hope your job is safe Alex. And I'm sure you're right, the dickheads are continuing the job of the Tories and Musk and demonising civil servants. The stupid cunts will probably make a load of people redundant and then have to pay consultants three or four times the amount to get work done.

Fuck I've just seen there. Are you impacted?

We know we're going to be competing in 4 competitions next season. We need a squad that can do that. That's all that's happening.

No it doesn't.

I don't mind it. Its a cheaper way of having a back up CB than signing another one. No one is suggesting he's going to be the answer but we are light at CB and it'll cost more to bring in cover than it does to retain it.

Bob Mortimer recounts an episode from PL's youth. Names have been changed to protect the innocent.

Sounds like we'd be a bit too far down the pecking order there.

The straight dope from Craig Hope is that Mateus Cunha is a top summer target. He quotes £62.5m as the valuation. He'd be a quality signing but not sure where he fits in to the team. Eddie'll sort it.

I happen to know that you learned to speak English by watching Russ Abbott, and speak speak with a perfect CU Jimmy accent.

"Och aye hen, I dinnae mind admittun that I'm wrang noo and again. But he's a sexy mother fucker right enough, ken whit ah mean? Thanks fer the support big man. Fancy a wee dram?" THE END!

Nothing we didn't know, but what a horrible bloke.

Lascelles has signed a one year contract extension. For essential cup lifting duties.

We should get these exported and exposed on the forum. See who the main grasses are and then kick their fucking heads right off their shoulders.