Gemmill

There's no such thing as a good camping trip. 4 star accomodation at a minimum tbh.

She must have a thing for Allardyce cos I'm pretty sure she's the bint that's had nowt decent to say about us in years. And she HATES Shearer.

Supposedly going to talk to the 'ammers before he'll put pen to paper. Anyone signing for them while their Premiership future is still a bit up in the air wants their head read.

He's 39!?

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/sport/foo...icle1816694.ece Well worth reading - don't know if it's already been posted or not. The lad might have a variety of issues but at least he's doing something to try and sort them out. Fair play to him.

He's blatantly keying that 4x4 behind his back, the scouse tramp.

Were brown envelopes being exchanged? Dogging.

Nope! I checked the Channel4 website to see who Laura was and she is this wapping great fat bird!?

Agreed ! and I'm hoping Laura's tits make an appearance soon ! Wtf!

I think he could do a decent job tbh. Let's face it, it's not like we've discovered anywhere else on the pitch where he's consistently effective. One last throw of the dice.

"If you're shit no one'll notice because I'll be even shitter. Come on, it'll be a laugh!"

Source? The Times.

Rumour has it that that's where Allardyce sees his future at NUFC too.

Seriously though, the arrogant little prick would be lucky to find a Championship side willing to "build a team around him", never mind a decent Spanish team. His patter sounds like it's come directly from the mouth of his agent though. We should just be thankful he didn't deliver it in the third person.

Haha, that's brilliant. Utterly delusional.

Happy birthday mister.

Well I'm not sure this thread could get any worse. Well it's always possible I guess. Well......not really.

Well-a-well-a-well-a-oo!

Sam uses ancient Chinese remedies and all sorts man. He's a white witch doctor.

I bet you think he had an American accent too, mongzilla!

Like 3 scruffy ginger moggies sat on a wall.

Historical? Robin Hood is fictional, gimpazoid!

Wow, that's nothing more than a shit doodle! Wonder how much they paid for that.

Did you tell them to check for pig genes? I'm serious. Your knees are turning into pork knuckles.