Gemmill

The Kraken did it!

Honey I blew up the kid!

...and he's a cock with it.

Pssst. No 'e' in truly He is truly the man.

You are truely the man.

Rent-a-c.unt have been on the phone - apparently you got the job. I've been told you are stupid, and a thick fat cnut This appears to be right Who went out and got us this pet spastic?

She's making people wear condoms though!

Given the number of blokes she's gonna be dishing them out to, that's a good thing, surely!?

Cool.

trying to be a "man of mystery and intrigue" I suspect ..... I've explained why tbh. Canny straightforward.

Sorry mister. I even nearly fucked off without saying turrah iirc! Cheers for the congrats anyway, people. khay, I'm just not putting it up on here in case someone at the new place gets on here or whatever - don't fancy walking in on my first day to someone going "Right! There'll be no fucking about on the internet from morning to night HERE. Ok? You got that..... Gemmill ?!"

Aye that's the most I've laughed all series. Quality.

I think I've got all the requirements. Anyways, out of all the people on this forum why did you pick on me I just reckon your patter would be funny if you applied for it, that's all.

Lying twat!

FYP.

If I'd seen it sooner I would have verbally chinned you by now man! You're just lucky I'm in a good mood.

Read it now you cheeky twat!

Aye I'm specialising in breaking midgets in if you're interested.

Wayyyy too much debt. It's funny though cos a mate from the US rang me this week offering me a job to go and work at his place on crazy money, so when I got offered this other job it was a slight disappointment cos I'd been sat daydreaming about being loadsamoney in Boston. So why didn't you take that one? Cos it's in accountancy and it's in America. I spent half my time last time I was there thinking about coming home, and although it sounds great, I'd probably just end up doing the same again. Plus it's cold in Boston in the winter.

Wayyyy too much debt. It's funny though cos a mate from the US rang me this week offering me a job to go and work at his place on crazy money, so when I got offered this other job it was a slight disappointment cos I'd been sat daydreaming about being loadsamoney in Boston.

Well done mate. Tell us the goss when you're ready. Mind, I've mixed feelings about this. It could be the end of toontastic as we know it. Cheers mister. And aye, there is no way I'm gonna get away with spending this much time on here in the new job. I'm actually hoping it'll be vaguely interesting anyway, so hopefully there might be something interesting to do during working hours. Ahhh the naivety of the new job boy.

I'm finally free from the world of accountancy. Career changes are the business.

Haway Mark man, get stuck into her!

She's an absolute pig. Mark should apply though, I reckon. I think he's got the patter to charm her.