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Aye, no chebs. She was decent on that show with Chiles after it too.

Fucking hell it's even more annoying than ever with all these thick bitches in there.

Fuck me it's Mama Ragu.

aaah fuck...our "reoutation" down the drain again After you working tirelessly to uphold it too.

His attendance at the eviction was intended to be post-ironic, I'm sure.

Last season was the finish for me. The people they got in were too annoying to bear even for the sake of entertainment. I have watched a couple of the series though, and the first one remains the best imo.

Put in a hell of a cross last weekend for one of Real's goals.

Which was the "fattest town in Britain"? The people dumper trucks waddling around the place oblivious to the fact that they're all chuffing huge! One lass saying as she scoffs down her pizza that most towns in Brtain are like this. Bollocks! The bloke got my sympathy because he was trying to change, but so often I think because he was affable the message was lost on the fatties and the normal sized people didn't really need to be told. Huddersfield. Aye there were a few porkers that they interviewed who just thought everything was normal. That house full of fatties that he went to an'all - Jesus wept! Thought what he did at the school was good, and it really looked like some of the kids got the message when he put away about 30 trays of food saying that that was his normal total daily intake - the kids were disgusted and shouting at him not to eat anymore. See that bit where he went home and made his old breakfast he used to have. I honestly nearly spewed.

It doesn't seem to have created much of a fuss there at all. Maybe it's just a different mentality. I think your mate ish a shpashtic for sure.

Didn't see that one no, but I saw some yank comedian doing a show that was called The Fatman's Warning or something. Basically this bloke was enormous and had had something of an epiphany, realising he needed to lose weight or he'd die. Anyway, he came over here to try to educate people that we are 2 years away from "this" - "this" being the size he was based on our growing rate of obesity. Was canny interesting actually, and you did feel a bit sorry for the bloke.

They have wheelchairs for fat people at the American ones. At Sea World you can even sit in a big Chamu - blatantly taking the piss out of the fatties, man: "Here you go, you sit in this wheelchair......yep, that's right, it's shaped like a whale. Bit like you, come to think of it." Remember in the Disney in California seeing some fat bloke sat in his wheelchair, pipes coming out of his nose to help him breathe, hot dog in one hand, bucket of coke in the other, with his daughter (who must have been about 12) struggling to push him up a slight incline.

I was just going along cos other people were going. For the day out really.

Went to a Six Flags outside of Chicago a couple of years ago, intending to go on none of the rides. Ended up going on the lot of them and loved it - the difference between these rides and the kind you get at your standard fair (waltzer and all that shit) are that these are genuine "thrill" rides, whereas the main focus of fair rides seems to be to make you spew your candy floss.

alex once put out a cigarette in my eye at the Trent. He's as loose a cannon as Barton is.

I don't agree. He needs to be playing regularly, that's all. The US league finishes in November. There is no way that McClaren can pick him for the Euros if he hasn't played competitively since November, so he knows he needs to go to a high profile premiership club where he can play regularly. None of the top 4 could guarantee him that, Spurs probably wouldn't want to stunt Lennon's development, which leaves us as a pretty realistic option.

That's 25 pence or £0.25 .... some accountant.... Zip it, Chesney!

Aye, sounds like bollocks. Why would anyone clag 0.25 pence per share onto the offer price anyway? It adds £33m onto the total bid - that's not "trumping" Ashley's offer, that's rank stupidity.

Bladdy hell. Hope he gets better sharpish.

He has lots of proper help. I think the Hunter Davies thing about needing a good woman rings true tbh he's probably depressed through spending too much time reading the crap on here by you miserable cunts That's brilliant. Tell us another one.

The thought of you with your accent on the phone to some know-nowt Indian with his accent is quality. "Mr. Ritchie sir, one thousand apologies for your slow download speeds! Have you tried rebooting, Mr. Ritchie sir?" "REBOO'? AWW FUCKUN REBOO' YOOO PAL!" "Goodness gracious me!"

Are you the bouncy castle again this year?

What backstabbing does Brock speak of? It all sounds a bit high school.

Imagine going to all that effort and producing such staggeringly wrong answers. Bunch of jokers.

Get BT. I had problems once, but it turned out it was the router I had, and not the service. Outside of that it's been completely flawless. More expensive, but if it's shared between a few of you, it's nowt.

They still wouldn't be able to resist the "puah nectah" that is LCL.