Gemmill

Aye. More bullshit from the speccy turd-tickler.

That's not gonna go down well with your new breed of chums.

He was doing upper class bar work not so long ago iirc. "A pint? Sure I can't interest you in a Pimms?"

Never pissed anywhere other than in the bog or the street at a push. Never wet or shit the bed, but I bet for some of the scruffy fuckers on here, this is seen as normal behaviour.

Now the Fish's Anthony Worral Thompson-esque descriptions of the sandwiches he makes himself for work make a lot more sense. He sees his bait as a status symbol. It also explains why he made that story up about the pretty secretary stopping by his desk to compliment him on his sandwich.

I'm winding down for the start of lunch.

Or move next door to him for that matter!

No ethnic family worth their salt is gonna want shinton as father in law to their child anyway tbf.

What if he comes home with an ethnic bloke? THREESOME!

Proof the board really needs the fat ginger one*. * Not really fat or ginger. Rentons blatantly shit scared of Gemmil With good reason. To be fair, you bully the fuck out of the lad, he's gave up and is now trying to suck up to his bullies. You should be ashamed. Have you met him real life before Mark? He might not be fat or ginger, but I can hardly imagine anyone who is less frightening than Gemmill. You wanna try meeting you.

smalfgarnettagain tbh.

Proof the board really needs the fat ginger one*. * Not really fat or ginger. Rentons blatantly shit scared of Gemmil With good reason.

Every cloud and all that......... FAK YOO!

Stop reading articles about football on ESPN man. Would you read BBC articles on baseball?

I've been a bit busy so haven't been around. I'm gonna be busy this afternoon too.

Apparently those idiots off Louis Theroux are planning on turning up at the funerals of the kids killed in the shootings. They should be done away with tbh. Someone should turn up in a monster truck and just plough them all down.

Oliver is a wanker, but Roeder is bang out of order blabbing to him about training ground issues/problems he has, when he knows that they'll be in the paper the next day. Totally irresponsible from the four eyed wanker.

"Try strangling that fucker", said a spokesman.

How hard is it to work with someone as ugly as Alan Oliver? Do you make him face the wall when he talks to you?

Pietersen gets a laser stare from all 11 members of the South African side. In case you're unaware of the history behind this particular showdown, Pietersen left his homeland for England because of the quota system - South African rules state that no team can field more than three massive egos in any one match. From the Beeb.

Vaughan has come to life. Or "to the party" if you're Nasser Hussain.

England running at 1 run an over at the minute, 9 overs in, looking to post a score of 50. One wicket down as well.

How the fuck are England still in with a chance of making it to the last 4 when they've been shite all the way through. What sort of a competition is this?

Chris Rock does a routine about that. Mildly amusing, although I'm not a Chris Rock fan.

HMS Dave