Gemmill

Clearly had problems being seen over the bar tbh. We used to get a midget coming in Bliss when I worked there. Fucking hilarious when he was pissed on the dancefloor.

Aye.

If you tipped up Norway on it's southernmost tip, and allowed it to fall in a Southerly direction, where would it's northernmost tip land?

Quality bar tbh. No frills and a bit scruffy, but decent music and close to the ground.

It was birds you bellend, not a dragon!

I don't normally Gamble so I was on the machines for a bit. Right about the chinese, I though they were filming a new Bruce Lee film when I first went in, nearly reached for my furry claw and Nun Chakas Little Trouble (i.e. you) in Little China Town.

I've taken the German out once. I'll do it again. I've got special plans for the Manc though.

What were you playing like Wacky? That place is rammed with Chinese btw. They must empty the tills into their skyrockets on Stowell Street and straight into Aspers to blow it all.

Not when they stick a flyer over their bottle though. Scuppered!

I'm here til half four. I'll see your 3.5 hours and raise you another 3.5.

Fucking half 3. This is desperate.

You and your mate must look like proper Harry Ramps.

Nah that'll be it Zath. You da MAN!

Incompetence =/= conspiracy.

Is that right? Who says it and in what context? Nice one, if true, cos it's been annoying me.

It's happening again. It was half 1 fucking ages ago!

So rude!

Fucking hell Parky, another own goal! Do you have any credible sources for your stories?

IS IT SAFE?

Parky's Deep Throat provided him with the article. The two meet on opposite ends of the same bench in Exhibition Park and exchange information. The one overlooking the band stand. Sometimes his source doesn't arrive. Sometimes he is drunk. Most times he has shit himself.

Asked him if a mackem watermark is a shit stain.

I'll text my sister's mackem boyfriend with this. He's one of the fucking idiots who still thinks they're in a position to take the piss out of us on footballing matters. He even comments when we don't fill the ground - Jesus wept!

north west on the map marra North of London, aye. It's not in the north of the country though. Nee Jack Palance.

No, "the hits just keep on comin'". What's that off?

Is that serious?