Gemmill

Alright fucking Craig, did you fucking find the fucking fucker? I pay £100000 a week for some cesspit shoebox in sahf-east Lahndan, so I know the feeling. Stuff goes missing even when you know it logically must be around somewhere. Still, if even half the stuff I've "mislaid" during my tenure of this pitiful-sq-ft hovel turns up at the end of it all, I'll have a triffick eBay payday. Haway, 2 f's in one sentence isn't even close to a Craig outburst! Am I missing something? On occasion in the past when you've had an attack of the swearies, you've written sentences with more swear words than anything else iirc. Have I? No more than anyone else. Just done a search to see how many times I've posted the 'f' word this year...... Once it seems! You fucking gimp! I'm pretty sure Meenzer made a joke of it at the time and you were in on it. Unless I'm making all this up.

Well Peeping Tom peasepud reckons he saw Oba last night. Is Roeder telling fibblers? I was walking along the quayside this morning btw and definitely felt like I was being watched.....

Gemmill misses his baby. Not as much as you do tbh. Is that who you're getting the flowers for?

Alright fucking Craig, did you fucking find the fucking fucker? I pay £100000 a week for some cesspit shoebox in sahf-east Lahndan, so I know the feeling. Stuff goes missing even when you know it logically must be around somewhere. Still, if even half the stuff I've "mislaid" during my tenure of this pitiful-sq-ft hovel turns up at the end of it all, I'll have a triffick eBay payday. Haway, 2 f's in one sentence isn't even close to a Craig outburst! Am I missing something? On occasion in the past when you've had an attack of the swearies, you've written sentences with more swear words than anything else iirc.

The bottom one is the nicest of the three. Canny gay thread though, well done.

I spent fucking ages talking to someone on my mobile whilst simultaneously looking round the house for my mobile once.

Alright fucking Craig, did you fucking find the fucking fucker? I pay £100000 a week for some cesspit shoebox in sahf-east Lahndan, so I know the feeling. Stuff goes missing even when you know it logically must be around somewhere. Still, if even half the stuff I've "mislaid" during my tenure of this pitiful-sq-ft hovel turns up at the end of it all, I'll have a triffick eBay payday. Haway, 2 f's in one sentence isn't even close to a Craig outburst! I'd had it in my hand earlier in the day, and I looked EVERYWHERE in the house and it was nowhere to be found. Then I spotted this one drawer that I never ever ever put anything in ever ever. Walked over to it, opened it, and there sat in the top was my passport. I still don't know what sort of black-out/trance I must have entered to put it in there.

Don't think so. I noticed them signing up a couple of week's ago when NO was going through its problems, so I was assuming it was someone from there. Not sure. Plus Magler uses capital letters to begin sentences, which is beyond Vic. Where is that annoying tit btw?

Ronaldo is absolute class like. I used to fucking despise him (long before the whole Rooney business) and I still don't like him at all, but there's no denying he's a brilliant footballer. So arrogant and unafraid of anyone's reputation or anything like that.

Have you looked in the washing machine for them? Lost my passport once on a day I was flying. I've never been so fucking panicked in my life trying to find the fucker.

He sounds like a genius. "What you doing this afternoon Damo?" "Back to bed lads. Get a few hours kip in and that. Begorrah, I'm wrecked." "Lazy fucker!" "Nar, it's only so I'm fresh for training tomorrow!? OMG THAT IS SO UNFAIR THE WAY YOU HAVE THIS LOW OPINION OF ME! tbs tbs."

Aye they are fucking useless like. Gave me my car back after fixing the brakes, I start it and the brake warning light comes on. The bloke from Kwik Fit is still stood there and goes "Yeah, not sure what that was. Might be your brake fluid levels." Well it wasn't doing it when I got here dickface - sort it! Someone I know had taken a car in to get new tyres on. Driving down the motorway after they picked it up and there's this godawful banging noise, so she pulls into the nearest garage. They'd replaced the tyre but only put one of the nuts back on to hold it in place - and that one wasn't even tight. Anyway, went back to Kwik Fit to say she wanted her money back and the car checked for damage, and the bloke's response was "Look, to give you your money back, I have to contact head office, and if I contact head office they'll want a reason, and if I tell them what's happened they'll make me sack the lads that did your car. Do you really want me to have to do that?" Emotional blackmail-tastic.

Je ne ginge pas, Thumbelina!

No idea.

The Radio Times would be able to tell you Cockmuncher!

Bollocks, when was it on? Any plans for further replays. He's class.

Exams are blatantly getting easier. You only need to look at someone like Ally - fucking retarded by anyone's definition of the word, but pulls off a load of As at GCSE and A-Level.

If this stuff about Lampard's hissy fit is true, McClaren should sub him at half time for Barton regardless of how well or poorly he's playing. Send a message to the twat that he's (McClaren) the bloke in charge and that Lampard needs to get over the little huff he's in.

If he plays regularly between now and the end of the season, and there isn't a marked improvement, then he would definitely be starting to look like one unfortunately.

Was definitely funny at the City Hall. And I'm not a fan of wackiness, craziness, or jumping around. The bloke was funny for what he said, not the way he carried on. FACT.

Lads, lads, lads, Australia getting beaten by Argentina isn't embarrassing, it's par for the course. I think qualifying for your first world cup in forever has given you ideas above your station. Let's not forget that in footballing terms you're still a third world nation ok.

You exist but don't annoy me enough to have a real dislike of you. There are many people who are pricks, who aren't important enough to hate. My point stands. FUCKUN GRRRRRRRR AM FUCKIN PISSED AN THAT FUCKIN EVERYONE'S A TWAT SPECIALLY SCOUSERS AND SPURS FANS FUGGIN COCKNEY WANKS MAN FUCKIN. HHHHNNNNNGGGGGGGHHHHHHRRRRRRR!111 Or something like that.

Was that meant to be proof or how genuine they are? Well they sing about drugs. So err.. Yeh. Id say so Err....ok. Barry White sang about shagging birds, but if I'd met him and his opening line was "Know any lasses I can fuck?", "genuine" wouldn't have been the first word that sprang to mind.

Snakehips? He'll fucking knack you for that.

aghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh FUCK OFF FUCKIN JOKER TOP 5 ONCE IN 15 YEARS. THEY OVER ACHIEVE, WE UNDER ACHIEVE, END FUCKIN OF. OUR SUPPORT HAS CHANGED IN 10 YEARS, SO MANY CUNTS NOW IT ANNOYS ME. forget to take your prozac? he's absolutely right and you are a prime example LM approving a drunken caps lock rant as "absolutely right".