Gemmill

The frog bit? Ameobi is definitely a better player if that's what you mean.

Love it when Renton gets pwnerised.

Personal trainer, Dan? How much does that set you back?

I just like to annoy him cos he has a real dislike of me.

We had to count cars coming over a bridge once. The pathetic shit geography teachers get kids to do.

Read that on NO this morning, and I wanted it to be better than it actually is tbh. Some decent points raised, but it reads like a drunken rant. It's nothing that hasn't been said a lot more eloquently on here or NO.

This is a bloke considered not good enough to warm the bench at Manchester City ffs. We're about to offer him a two year deal. I don't care how you want to package it up "strength in depth" (errr...no), good backup (errr..no), "a good temporary answer" (nope). We should be shaking his hand, thanking him for his efforts, and showing him the door.

Aye, was just about to say like, big difference between Gallacher as a squad player and Sibierski.

They normally change from the inside, not out. Lift the bonnet and look down where the lights are. One of mine is gone at the minute, as well as the brake light. Alternatively, take it to Halfords and for a fiver on top of the bulb cost, they'll do it for you.

Yes, but your post makes sense....you want to watch that. You're just content with whatever the club do, aren't you? Getting Sibierski in in the first place was a shocker, but he happens to have had a run where he excelled himself. Now we're talking about extending his deal. He should NEVER have been anything other than a short term option as a stopgap. He shouldn't be becoming a permanent member of the squad. Simple as that.

Having Sibierski on the bench is not strength in depth. We should be disposing of players that aren't good enough - especially a player like this who we can let walk away for free secure in the knowledge that his value in the transfer market is negligible anyway.

yup vodka is by far the best drink if you're counting calories. slimline tonic or lime and soda are other healthy mixers and stay off the wifebeater. every pint of stella/kronenburg etc contains 700 calories! so you can get on it if you're watching your weight. just be prepared to look like a total mincer when you're getting your round in. That'll be the worst like. Those are my favored brands. Don't think I'll be able to bring myself to stand there with a straight glass and point my little finger out as I sup. How's Guiness for calories then? Or Coider? Actually Guiness is about the best, cider is about the same as lager. Nah cider is the worst. I think thats where the misinformation came from actually-Dan's got it confused with cider. I think that is about 700 cals for the rubbish stuff. My mates been draining that down for the past two weeks non stop cos Somerfield are doing 18 cans of Strongbow for £7.99 the fat fucking plank. Wrong! Check out the link before you talk cobblers! Don't get your shellsuit in a twist!!! I just saw the link now. I wonder how accurate it is actually as I know it was on a bbc diet programme recently that cider is roughly 700 cals a pint. I think vintage cider on their is close to 600, but normal strongbow etc is more lager like in calories. Doesn't say what Gemmill's favourite Magners is mind. I'm guessing it must have LOADS of calories. Less than Stella by the look of it, Captain Manjugs!

I think it's more the fact the he's pretty careful with injured players and then the minute he releases them, they get injured away from club duty. It must be pretty frustrating, to be fair, after the Owen situation especially. "The club doctor Roddy McDonald actually told me to sit down and take a deep breath when he told me that Stephen had got injured. It made me so angry and I'm still angry." I reckon the grapes in the NUFC fruit bowl are in serious danger of being crushed.

You were talking fucking shit though tbf.

The article is class. It's like all of his "I refuse to use our injury list as an excuse" frustrations have been bubbling beneath the surface and now he's just EXPLODED with a torrent of injury list moaning.

He was my ally against you and alex in those days on NO. I don't remember being against you on NO tbh, but that's hardly a fair contest is it. And I'm implying you're fucked, before you try any funny business.

He's not like.

I reckon he's a fluffer. Or a merkin-fitter. Sounds like a flight attendant from his descriptions. That would make sense. Berb, any comment? Would explain his subscription to Flight magazine as well. Class, I think he's been busted actually.

Win-win for you at the weekend though. Aye I'll be out pre-match and for a couple after an'all probably.

Have you not got yourself a Flavour Shaker or however their called? You need one of them and a little man or big-assed lass to come round a give it six nowt on the bad boy to sort your chilli and fennel seeds. And fennel seeds are what you plant to grow fennel. £30 for a flavour shaker man. Fiver for Tesco's own brand pestle and mortar. Plus there's no fucking way the little ball in the flavour shaker would have sorted out the chilli and fennel seeds properly. I was wrecked by the time I'd finished with that.

I reckon he's a fluffer. Or a merkin-fitter.

Basic ingredients tbh. I never use my pestle and mortar mind. And which is which? Basic they may be, but they don't half hide them well in tesco. Think the pestle is the stick bit. Just a guess though. What do you do like, just crush them in your bare hands, Hulkster?

What if I don't own a nuclear reactor? Or is that a funny way of saying yoga/pilates? Winsor Pilates. Fucks you up good style. Feels like you've been hit by a car the day after her 20 minute workout.

That thing I made last night had chillis in like. Had to crush them in a pestle and mortar with fennel seeds (wtf are they?!). Felt a right cock in Tesco having to ask the woman where I would find fennel seeds and dried red chillis and a pestle and mortar. May as well have asked her to cook it for me tbh.

I did the same and found I was in the bar with one of the accused and his mates - scarpered quick and one lass was really late back as she'd gone shopping for some shoes - the Judge fined her £ 250 on the spot............. That would have been £500 and contempt of court for Gemmill if you'd seen his taste in shoes. Egg-fucking-scuse me, Box, but after those tan brothel-creeper-winkle-picker-brogues that you turned up to the last piss up in, you lost all rights to mock my shoes. Those were straight out of Edmund Blackadder's wardrobe. Those boys have won admiring glances on every night out tbf. Should be sold complete with a shitty stick tttt. Pimp cane tbh.