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Gemmill

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  1. The Metro used to be fucking shit in bad weather. Dunno what it's like now. Lad I work with got stuck in all this this morning. Had to walk from Central to Gateshead.
  2. Make sure it stays that way, OKAY!?
  3. I'm confused now, is Fop claiming some sort of different meaning for the phrase "sour grapes"?
  4. The pedantry seems to be a recurring theme here.
  5. So have we established that Fop has just learned what sour grapes means then?
  6. No, but others seem to be obsessed by it. Not alex tbf. Mainly Gemmill, MancMag plus loads of randoms who've never met me! Same as everyone is obsessed with my "ginger hair" tbh. It basically means you've arrived, Renty. YOU'RE A STAR!
  7. I've heard alex's are more like raisins anyway.
  8. Did you actually look for them there or just chance upon them? Hadn't lost them yet. I'm counting to see how long it takes for the first weight related joke btw. That' not what I was getting at tbh. I just thought, if you were looking for them, how many other places would you check before the fridge? If Renton loses something in the fridge, it won't fucking stay lost for long, that's for sure. There you go Renty baby.
  9. When I was a kid I would peel a tangerine and hoy the fruit in the bin and be stood looking down at the peel left in my hand. Did the same with ice lollies on a regular basis.
  10. Alright fucking Craig, did you fucking find the fucking fucker? I pay £100000 a week for some cesspit shoebox in sahf-east Lahndan, so I know the feeling. Stuff goes missing even when you know it logically must be around somewhere. Still, if even half the stuff I've "mislaid" during my tenure of this pitiful-sq-ft hovel turns up at the end of it all, I'll have a triffick eBay payday. Haway, 2 f's in one sentence isn't even close to a Craig outburst! Am I missing something? On occasion in the past when you've had an attack of the swearies, you've written sentences with more swear words than anything else iirc. Have I? No more than anyone else. Just done a search to see how many times I've posted the 'f' word this year...... Once it seems! You fucking gimp! I'm pretty sure Meenzer made a joke of it at the time and you were in on it. Unless I'm making all this up.
  11. Well Peeping Tom peasepud reckons he saw Oba last night. Is Roeder telling fibblers? I was walking along the quayside this morning btw and definitely felt like I was being watched.....
  12. Gemmill misses his baby. Not as much as you do tbh. Is that who you're getting the flowers for?
  13. Alright fucking Craig, did you fucking find the fucking fucker? I pay £100000 a week for some cesspit shoebox in sahf-east Lahndan, so I know the feeling. Stuff goes missing even when you know it logically must be around somewhere. Still, if even half the stuff I've "mislaid" during my tenure of this pitiful-sq-ft hovel turns up at the end of it all, I'll have a triffick eBay payday. Haway, 2 f's in one sentence isn't even close to a Craig outburst! Am I missing something? On occasion in the past when you've had an attack of the swearies, you've written sentences with more swear words than anything else iirc.
  14. Gemmill

    Flowers

    The bottom one is the nicest of the three. Canny gay thread though, well done.
  15. I spent fucking ages talking to someone on my mobile whilst simultaneously looking round the house for my mobile once.
  16. Alright fucking Craig, did you fucking find the fucking fucker? I pay £100000 a week for some cesspit shoebox in sahf-east Lahndan, so I know the feeling. Stuff goes missing even when you know it logically must be around somewhere. Still, if even half the stuff I've "mislaid" during my tenure of this pitiful-sq-ft hovel turns up at the end of it all, I'll have a triffick eBay payday. Haway, 2 f's in one sentence isn't even close to a Craig outburst! I'd had it in my hand earlier in the day, and I looked EVERYWHERE in the house and it was nowhere to be found. Then I spotted this one drawer that I never ever ever put anything in ever ever. Walked over to it, opened it, and there sat in the top was my passport. I still don't know what sort of black-out/trance I must have entered to put it in there.
  17. Don't think so. I noticed them signing up a couple of week's ago when NO was going through its problems, so I was assuming it was someone from there. Not sure. Plus Magler uses capital letters to begin sentences, which is beyond Vic. Where is that annoying tit btw?
  18. Ronaldo is absolute class like. I used to fucking despise him (long before the whole Rooney business) and I still don't like him at all, but there's no denying he's a brilliant footballer. So arrogant and unafraid of anyone's reputation or anything like that.
  19. Have you looked in the washing machine for them? Lost my passport once on a day I was flying. I've never been so fucking panicked in my life trying to find the fucker.
  20. He sounds like a genius. "What you doing this afternoon Damo?" "Back to bed lads. Get a few hours kip in and that. Begorrah, I'm wrecked." "Lazy fucker!" "Nar, it's only so I'm fresh for training tomorrow!? OMG THAT IS SO UNFAIR THE WAY YOU HAVE THIS LOW OPINION OF ME! tbs tbs."
  21. Aye they are fucking useless like. Gave me my car back after fixing the brakes, I start it and the brake warning light comes on. The bloke from Kwik Fit is still stood there and goes "Yeah, not sure what that was. Might be your brake fluid levels." Well it wasn't doing it when I got here dickface - sort it! Someone I know had taken a car in to get new tyres on. Driving down the motorway after they picked it up and there's this godawful banging noise, so she pulls into the nearest garage. They'd replaced the tyre but only put one of the nuts back on to hold it in place - and that one wasn't even tight. Anyway, went back to Kwik Fit to say she wanted her money back and the car checked for damage, and the bloke's response was "Look, to give you your money back, I have to contact head office, and if I contact head office they'll want a reason, and if I tell them what's happened they'll make me sack the lads that did your car. Do you really want me to have to do that?" Emotional blackmail-tastic.
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