Gemmill

The apostrophe follows the s, implying you had male company last night. All you "proper blokes" munching away on your sausages. Implying it's Sausage Fusili for Proper Blokes (plural) mong boy. Did you not see Stevie saying you were born and raised in the NW in his drunken stupour last night btw?

He must be fucking shit man. It can't just be a question of fitness.

I weally got thtuck in when I was making it like. Mikthed ap aww the flayverth and all that malarky.

Made Proper Blokes' Sausage Fusili last night. Was alreet. The name's a bit cheese-tastic though but blame Oliver for that.

Does he end up trying to shag her or something? Vaguely remember it if so. I've got the 3 series on DVD but haven't got through them all yet.

It doesn't count. I want to see limbs flying and a good spatter pattern tbh. You're quite right, factually it is still a bomb. Sounds more like a big cracker to me tbh. Envelope full of devil bangers (by the way, how charvers get so much entertainment out of these is beyond me. Throw it at the floor....*bang*...Ooooo. AGAIN! AGAIN! )

Li3nz is seething!

Yeah, you have opinions on everything....no matter how misinformed.

I'd love a blast at it tbh. Few days off work and that. In fact I've already picked out a verdict ready for the whole thing.

By the time I get my mail at work, it's already been opened, so my hands are safe.

They got knocked out the cup by Whitley??

Rugby AND cricket are shite now. NZ needing around 10 runs an over from the last 6 overs to beat England btw.

Okay, thats fair comment. Far from being my motive in asking mind. Anyways you neednt give specifics of your official job title and even if someone was daft enough to go and try to ID you then you could just deny it's you, though why that never occured to Swindon Mag has always baffled me. You can understand why people ask at least when you profess to have a working knowledge of everything-I'd say it dents your credibility when you're then so guarded about what you do do. Not that that should bother you necessarily of course. Swindie went because some idiot went onto his work web site and started downloading pics from there IIRC I seem to know about a lot of subjects (not all) because I read a lot, I'm quite a bit older (and hopefully wiser) than I was when I was the same age as most folks on this board, I've done & still do A LOT of travelling and have worked in some pretty odd spots with some even odder people. I had the benifit of the best education the State could afford and have worked with some very interesting and well informed people. This board has some real experts on things I haven't a clue about. I also like a good argument and was brought up by me Mam to "have a go at the fat, dumb & happy sitting on their backsides thinking everyhting is fine" to quote her. She could argue both sides of an argument in the same conversation - got a bit worrying when she was the only one around mind............ Did your mam never tell you that talking shit about subjects you have no idea on makes you look a complete tit though? By the way, you don't "seem to know about a lot of subjects", you seem to think you know about a lot of subjects. The difference between the two is vast.

Fuck knows how they've managed to string it out for so long tbh. Easiest job in the world - the jokes and features have barely changed since it started. I catch the odd bit from time to time if I'm wandering about the house doing stuff on a Saturday morning, but I would never sit and watch it.

"Good afternoon Mr. Robinson, YOU DONUT! Do you have a few minutes of time for me to talk to you about the most excellent offer we have here at Toucan Telecom? OH COME ON BRUV! IT'S WICKED"

Job title would do like Rob. No one's after your employee ID and NI number.

Saw it on the telly this morning. You have to feel a bit sorry for the lads in the plane, assured that they were firing on enemy targets then a few minutes later told that was wrong.

"....did I mention that no one commands more respect in the changing rooms than first choice right back Stephen Carr?"

Yes. It's ridiculous. We should be going for Rooney or Pele. ROEDER OUT!!! I'll take that as acceptance of the fact that your cockney chum is planning yet another fuck up. Here we are all hoping he's identified transfer targets for the summer, and all the while he's got his eye on Antoine Sibierski for a two year contract extension. Fast forward to September 1st 2007: "Whilst it may be disappointing to the fans that we have had trouble bringing in another striker, I feel that in Antoine Sibierski we have a player that can deputise well in that position. The addition this morning of the clubless Christian Dailly to the back four brings some much-needed experience in that area. For the third transfer window in a row I can honestly say that I am happy with the current squad of players."

I wouldn't even give him another year tbh. He's nowhere near good enough and although he'll come in and graft and that, I'll be pretty disappointed if we start next season with Sibierski even on the bench. Imagine how much slower he'll be in a year or two's time too. Does he even graft that much? Aye there has been occasions hes came back into our own half and stuck a foot in however for me he hits the floor with the slightest knock all to often. He'll chase the ball and put them under pressure, but you're right, there's not much coming in in the way of concrete challenges. He's as soft as clarts as well. When he first came in and was doing well and scoring, it was never anything more than a purple patch. He looks now like the player I thought we'd signed when that fateful text arrived (i.e. not good enough). Why a manager would offer a contract extension to a player that clearly is not good enough is beyond me.

I wouldn't even give him another year tbh. He's nowhere near good enough and although he'll come in and graft and that, I'll be pretty disappointed if we start next season with Sibierski even on the bench. Imagine how much slower he'll be in a year or two's time too.

Looking forward to Patrokles and AF defending this one later. "Mr. Sibierski is a fine man and a great player. He is not the 'wrong side of 30' and Mr. Roeder is making an excellent decision in extending his contract until he is 35, allowing him to finish his career at NUFC."

I'll have to watch when I get home - no youtube at work. Remind me though!

Not forgetting I must break you. and the classic Whatever he hits, he destroys.

"If I can change......and yous can change....."