Gemmill

*gulp* A swallow.

Now then, now then......howsabout that then. That was me Jimmy Saville.

I can't think of a worse place to showcase your impressions than an internet message board.

Looks like Gemmill's just seen someone drop a steak bake. ....as Alex looks on, disgusted.

Bet they all got the Metro home an'all. Harrys!

And I would rather ride the motorbike Wall of Death than get the Metro back from Monument to North Shields through Death Valley late on a night btw. Charver-tacka-tastic.

It is a problem of society (and a very under estimated one imo), but generally it is easy to avoid these scum as long as you are not unfortunate enough to live next to them. However, you can't avoid them on public transport, in fact it's worse because you can't even get away from them. Now if Nexus are serious in reviving the Metro, it is their duty to sort out their own "patch", preferably before going hand in cap to the government for millions of pounds in handouts. Oh, and btw, the Metro from Town to Tynemouth is now 2.70 for a single ticket - that's about 4 euros I think. That is simply scandalous for a system that is run down, full of delinquents, infrequent, packed at rush hour, and prone to delays. Compare this to Europe where the same journey would cost you one euro and not have any of the above problems associated with it. Public transport in this country really is a national disgrace. Aye, compared to the underground systems in other European cities it's overpriced and shit. Guess they do need to work things out for themselves. Issue the inspectors with tazers tbh. I'd take a paycut to be an inspector if I could electrocute charvers.

If I was Glenn I definitely would have been keeping this one quiet until he's through the door. HUGE FANFARE!!!............trumpets fizzle out......Bruno Berner?!

It's fucking revolting when you sit down at a chair and look down to find a puddle of gob on the floor. What possesses these little mongs to sit and just repeatedly spit? Argh I'm winding myself up just thinking about it.

North Shields Cam. http://www.interv8.com/webcam/ I think some charvers have got at the East-facing one.

As impractical as the stuff Renton is suggesting is, I'm with him on the general point that it is totally unacceptable that these lowlife scummers make the Metro an unpleasant and intimidating place for others. A lot more should be done to sort the problem out - I'm not sure how they'll do it like, cos no inspector is going to want to have to challenge anyone given how prevalent stabbings etc are (it's no consolation that your attacker has been caught on CCTV when you're bleeding to death), but it's completely out of order. Guess it's a problem of society in general though and not really Nexus' to sort out.

It'll probably come to nothing and we'll never find out who it was. Skirge will send himself to an early grave trying to work it out.

They're speculating on Ayala on N-O. Can't see it myself.

Aye, defo foreign based. Probably Linfield.

Glenn Hopeful on Defender Decision GLENN Roeder says he remains hopeful of being able to bring in an international defender on loan at Newcastle United - but admits the next 48 hours could be crucial. The Toon boss isn't prepared to reveal the identity of his target just yet, but wants supporters to know he is still working hard on adding to his squad. He said: "We are talking to the player's club and we are hoping they will release him to come across here and we will find out in the next 48 hours. "We know all about him and his playing record, but we still want a look at him with the view to a loan deal until the end of the season." United, of course, have no game this weekend having been knocked out of the FA Cup. But Roeder is still out on the training pitch with his players and already preparing for the visit of Aston Villa to St. James' Park next week in the Premiership. From .cock.

to be fair to the lad she went out on a "pre-date" with him, cock teasing hussy that she is! too fucking right I'm still in contact with her btw, we had coffee the other day. I will prevail, it's justa matter of playing the long game now. Or rohypnol. Yeah, I'm sure that once she has a chance to actually spend time with you and get to know you a bit better, she'll see the error of her ways. spend time with her most weeks actually. Probably counts as a succesfull relationship in your eyes tbh She's in one of your lectures, right?

That wasn't clear from the initial post tbf. Sorry to hear that.

Getting back to the original question - although I would prefer Man United to win, ideally I would like it to go all the way to the last game of the season. I'd like the games both broadcast live on separate Sky Sports channels, then at full time, I can switch to whichever team didn't win and watch their fans crying in the stands. At that stage I won't care if it's Chelsea or Man United fans, I'll just want to see some tears.

That's nearly as good as "Failure is like a disease to Kevin Keegan....one with no cure."

Vic has got some anger management issues that need to be addressed. He's so agressive. Like a snappy chihuahua.

I wake up with a bad back from time to time. Normally a twinge in the muscle about halfway down my spine. It normally goes within a few days though. I put it down to kryptonite.

Which of our other injuries are suspicious like, o wise one?

Crazy manc on manc action!

TBF they aren't trained specialists and don't need the bother of facing off with some heed the ball who's off his mash on Lambrini and uses the metro once a week to get to the new monkey. It's not right, but perfectly understandable. The metro should be better policed but I think the inspectors are fine both in terms of numbers and when they're about. Well we disagree then. Why should passengers put up with these shitheads whilst the inspectors congregate in huge groups to hit 99% fare paying passengers in rush hour? The system's a joke, and worse than any other one I have been to in the world, with the possible exception of New York. Most of the charvers couldn't even operate the ticket machine to buy one tbh. Honestly if these mongs' parents aren't related I'll eat my fucking hat.

TBF they aren't trained specialists and don't need the bother of facing off with some heed the ball who's off his mash on Lambrini and uses the metro once a week to get to the new monkey. It's not right, but perfectly understandable. The metro should be better policed but I think the inspectors are fine both in terms of numbers and when they're about. Rentster, I go the Riverside Route every day and I'm back in North Shields within half an hour of leaving work in Gateshead.