Gemmill

Got ticket for the City Hall last time they went on sale.

What the heck are you guys doing? Trying to ruin my life and make me look like a freakin' idiot?

Jonny Vaughan was a legend on the Big Breakfast. The paper review was always class.

That was the kid that inspired this thread. Fucking hell man! I blame the parents tbh. He was giddy with excitement when he was talking about the Mini then he went off into his own fantasy world where one day he would own his own Mini with a comfy chair instead of a normal seat. Kerayzee. Reminded me of Lou who used to post on here The bloke who was presenting it has the hardest job in telly as well cos he has to pretend to be interested in their stupid little stories. He did well yesterday with that lad. If I'd been presenting it they would have cut back to me only to find me, open-mouthed, with a look of sheer contempt on my face - "Yeah, good story. Ready to shut up and listen to some questions now?"

That was the kid that inspired this thread. Fucking hell man! I blame the parents tbh.

Big Cook Little Cock tbh That can be your native american name. Dickface!

Aye Penny's alright. Appears to have a brain too. Fiona Phillips is an annoying vacant cow.

I like The Hoobs on Channel 4.

I'm more like Big Cook, Little Cook tbh. By the way, I don't watch Bodger and Badger, so wouldn't know of any lines from it, you gimps!

'Beans on toast Bellend' just sounds wrong. The shit thing about getting into cooking is buying loads of shit which you think, i'm only ever going to use this when i cook this dish. The trick is to learn variations on the theme that keep your efforts fresh and interesting. (I'm doing my best to sound like Phillip Schofield here, you started it though) I had to buy ground cinammon to go in this pasta thing yesterday. Cinammon? In pasta? Couldn't even taste it tbh.

She looks gaunt at the minute - lost far too much weight. And her nose is bent to fuck as well. Dunno what happened there.

The BBC is enough to send me to sleep tbh. GMTV is shite, granted, but I don't need super-serious first thing in the morning.

Aye...that confirms the gay rumours. Lip up fatty!

I didn't see it. Was that your cake thread? How was I to know that that developed into cooking tips man woman man! Anyway, it's a new dawn.....it's a new day.....it's a new thread.......and I'm feeeeeeeelin' good...dum dum....dum dum....dum dum.... Aye, I made ginger cheesecake in your honour. It was nicer than you though I'll knock up a TWATcake tonight in your honour then.

I didn't see it. Was that your cake thread? How was I to know that that developed into cooking tips man woman man! Anyway, it's a new dawn.....it's a new day.....it's a new thread.......and I'm feeeeeeeelin' good...dum dum....dum dum....dum dum....

I'm pretty much hopeless tbh, but this book looks to be a piece of piss to make most of the stuff, so I'm gonna try and not be such a beans-on-toast-bellend from now on. The gay use of to die for was intentional btw, hence the capitalisation.

I only want to see it cos it's set in San Francisco, so I can go "I've been there!" all the way through it.

The kid in it is his son in real life, isn't he?

I couldn't tell you mate, I just saw the highlights on GMTV this morning and they said Best Actor, I'm sure. You might be right though, in which case I'll allow it.

I turned my skills to the kitchen yesterday, knocking together a pasta dish from Jamie Oliver's latest book. And let me tell you, it was TO DIE FOR! Think I might make something else from it later on in the week when I've worked my way through what's left of this pasta. Anyone else on here a budding GENIUS in the kitchen like me? And never mind the "cooking is gay" stuff either. I'm impervious to it.

Have you been honking on your crack pipe, Scott! Just trying to redress the balance with all these claims of racism flying around. Seriously though, I don't really have anything against the bloke.

Best Actor for Borat at the Golden Globes. WTF?! If you're a serious actor who's really put everything into some performance over the past year, I imagine it must be quite galling to lose out to a bloke who wrestled naked with a fat fella for laughs.

He'll be going somewhere where he can put his feet up and get away with being two stone overweight tbh. Doubt he's got any interest in being a big Premiership flop.

I'd quite like to see it like. Will Smith's fairly inoffensive, isn't he? Tick tick tick tick.....BOOM!

I don't think Owen will be going anywhere in the summer tbh. It's canny shit though that he's already spent half of his 4 year contract injured. Not that I'm one of these idiots that hates the bloke for being injured.