Gemmill

Shut up man. Just cos you got defeated by a kick up the arse in a nightclub!

1978?! What were you, 4 or something? There was a bloke who used to bring a bairn of about 5 or 6 to the match and sat near me. The kid just used to run up and down the stairs giggling and putting the flat bit of the seat down then letting it whack back up again. Most games his dad had to leave at half time cos the kid was pigsick of it. Your dad did well to keep you entertained at the match at that age!

I sometimes pack on Windsor Terrace - is that the one behind Kensington Terrace? Just off Sandyford Road where PwC is?

Older than the old couple themselves.

These things do nothing to dispel the rumours. Misquoting the Girls is unforgivable. Something kinda ooooh, jumping on my toot toot. tbh. My version makes more sense tbh.

http://www.khscott.org.uk/nufc/includes/ma...ail.php?id=1360 Canny website that actually. 28/11/87 v Charlton. 2-1 home win. Don't remember much other than my dad really not enjoying it and vowing never to go to another football match. He's kept his word too.

Will put mine up later. Can't get on there at the minute cos work internet claims I'm trying to access a gambling site.

He was one of the bright young things a couple of years ago too, wasn't he? Sad when someone's career is in freefall like that. Although having said that, there's enough examples of talentless managers that keep getting jobs despite their fuck-ups, so all is not lost.

I'm not doing it for everyone.

Chili Doritos with garlic and onion dip btw. Not by themselves.

I like the Chilli Doritos and the Chili Walkers Sensations.

So we should ratchet up the polluting then?

You park in Gateshead???

Tbf to Vic there has been an inordinate amount of posts telling us to piss off! aye wel we should stick then Parks this is aimed at twats like alex and the such who don't see the fucking irony about jumping into a 4 page thread with nonsensical statements about 'patter is shite' and other such wank non statements, I mean what does that even mean? What exactly is it you object to? Or as I suspect you haven't got a clue, you just get your jollies off the collective nob-rubbing sessions that result when the likes of emo boy jump in, and you simply don't see the fucking irony. I for one don't go round trolling your fucking history of history bollocks, but if you think that's good craic, I have the decency to leave you to it, now fuck off and kindly affordme the same accomodation Text book hissy-fit. Lots of swearing, very little sense.

Go on then. Or is that it? One minute me and my mate were talking to this lass and laughing cos we'd got mixed up about something she'd said - she said she wanted to travel, we BOTH heard it as she wanted to meet Jimmy Saville. Out of nowhere Paul Kitson appears and starts doing the hard man bit. Bizarre. I don't know whether he knew this lass and thought we were taking the piss or what. Anyway, Steve Howey came up and led him away before I set THUNDER AND LIGHTNING loose on him.

Fair to say though that he's remembered for knocking Ali down and not much else.

Ali showed up at Coopers "this is your life as they are mates" You couldn't have had a This Is Your Life for Cooper without Ali present, cos knocking Ali down basically was Cooper's life.

quite. if everyone was fit, he wouldn't make the starting eleven. Wouldn't he? He's by far the most effective right winger we have in the squad. Chances are Dyer would be on the right and Duff on the left.

Anyway, if you are getting one of these things, that Phillips one I've got is worth a look. So there.

I was backing you up! I'm ON YOUR SIDE!

I concur.

I've got one of these: http://www.currys.co.uk/martprd/store/cur_...gory_oid=-30661 And it's good. DivX player as well so downloading stuff and putting it on DVDs is a piece of piss. Now takes about 6 minutes instead of the 5 or 6 hours that it used to.

Was involved in our first two goals though. I don't think that would save him if we got someone in who can cross the ball well consistently tbh.

Don't whine about global warming unless you're going to the match tonight tbh. It's gonna be fucking FREEZING.

Living legend. Like Roland Rat.