Gemmill

Says the accountant. My degree was boring, but (it wasn't accountancy btw), at least it was mostly numbers and there was a readily attainable right or wrong answer. You're having to wade through stuff about grain collections in 1930s Russia ffs! Besides, I bet accountancy pays better than being a historian......although historians have better beards.

Fucking hell Ally, your degree sounds thrilling! How did you manage to pick such a dull as fuck subject!?

COME ON BARBIE LET'S GO PARTY!

zzzzzzzzzzzzz...get over it, daft lad.

Wish I wasn't going tbh. Anyone that puts themself through the hassle of paying on the door wants their head read an'all btw. The queues at those turnstiles always look a mare.

What is it? Sounds like a shit cartoon.

It's not like.

By the way, in a moment of weakness on the Christmas pissup, peasepud admitted that he can cheat on a lot of the games and give himself the top score. So he WAS cheating before. FACT! He told me how to do it on a few of the games but I can't remember now.

Anyone can edit it, which makes it an excellent way to win arguments with stupid people who don't know that. Next time you get into a disagreement with someone about something, go on Wikipedia, write something that supports your argument and email them a link.

Prunier.

I was gonna say Blanc, but he's not a slaphead is he?

I'm telling you, it's fuckin Alex!

I'm sticking with my first guess. Alex.

Alex?

That match is still painful to watch like. They had the other 4-3 against Liverpool on there before Christmas. Crap game, but worth it for Warren Barton going mental when he scores. Plus it doesn't have the misery attached to it that the first one does.

Which games that? The 4-3?

STALKERTASTIC, G-man! I've always missed Stevie. Oh FFS look what you done now gemm You've made 214 posts in just over a week.. I would spectulate that they're all really, really, really shit. Back with a bang. How was the holiday?

As if any French lass would say that to you. Tu es un gros cochon more like tbh. Gemmill obsessing with my weight as usual. The pity is, some fools like Meenzer actually fall for this guff. I had the decency to state you're not fat or ginger when I met you, remember. That's true like. Not that anyone takes any notice on here though, the set of arseholes! Ok, tu n'es pas un gros cochon.

When I've exhausted everything Oliver's got to offer, I might have a look at that one you linked to earlier in the thread. Need to be sure this isn't a passing fad first. You can get Oliver's book for £12 in Tesco btw - £26 RRP and all the money from it goes towards him training juvenile delinquents how to cook. I bet they fucking gob in the dishes!

Just turned up actually. Weird. Maybe Stevie is a creation of Verlaine's or vice versa. Bi-polartastic!

I can't abide that lazy French tosspot. More effort went into that interview than his last season at NUFC.

Might do a risotto for my next masterpiece like. Who knows?

ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHH!!!!

Get in touch with Northern Rock. They'll not have you working on anything interesting, but it's a bit of spare cash, and a foot in the door, and I'm sure they'd be interested in taking you on if not for an internship then just for monkey work. If you make a good impression you'd give yourself a good chance with any proper internship programmes they might have going.