Gemmill

If we had proper bike lanes in this country like they do in Holland, separated from the road, where you could actually ride around with a reasonable chance of surviving, I think I would actually use my bike a bit. Not for anything daft like. But this extra tax will make no difference whatsoever to public transport or to things like bike lane facilities, and all they'll be doing is pricing people out of using their cars. Pisstake. Would you seriously cycle to work every day though? I'm all in favour of motorists, holidaymakers and those who contribute to damaging the planet being taxed more heavily... so long as that tax is reinvested in environmentally sound schemes (such as re-regulated or nationalised public transport). I say this as a car driver, but I don't think I have a God given right to own a car and fly to far flung parts of the globe. We're already paying plenty in tax tbh. The problem is that it's being pissed away in Iraq and on ill-conceived hair-brained schemes dreamt up by morons. I don't think I have a God-given right to anything either but the car driver is already having his pants pulled down by taxes.

I was bored ok. Wizzle-to-tha-anker.

Can I just point out that when LM talks about "consistent performance", the way he does this is by calculating an average. Whoever heard of measuring variance by using averages? So he averages out all of the swings from 14th to 7th to 3rd to 13th and comes up with 5th most consistent when anyone with a brain between their ears can see that there's very little consistent about the above. Mathematical bollocks.

Yeah, I think this is just a joke though mate.

http://sites.gizoogle.com/index2.php?url=h...3Fshowforum%3D7 General Chizzat.

I think your sig looks better there an arl. Bridget, Jizzy Li3nZ, Holden McGroin, Skizzay Blue Stizzay Happy Face The above crazy ass nigga all drink they own wee.

Sin City wasn't great at all btw. Fucking deformed comic people indeed. Jesus wept.

So is this really just a thread where Parky creates an imaginary list of players he thinks we might have talked to?

Have you seen your username at the bottom? Brizzay Manson?

Feel a bit sorry for Schevchenko being used as a pawn in the whole thing. Sounds to me like they've made their mind up that Mourinho's going in the summer and don't want him spending any cash on new players that the new fella mightn't like. Personally I think Abramovich is underestimating how good a manager Mourinho is. I'm not complaining like cos I think without him and with just Abramovich's money to back the new man, things could go tits up. By the way, I know it's Hiddink that's meant to be coming in, but I don't know enough about him to say he could be a success like Mourinho is. At the minute Chelsea are onto a good thing with Mourinho in charge and Abramovich could be about to fuck things up - which is nice.

It's not even remotely like that. Couple more injuries and even Luque might get a game. Until we get replacements in we shouldn't be reducing the squad even further. And I couldn't give two fucks for Luque's feelings in all of this.

Canny sad that two kids have been killed in the pursuit of what amounts to colouring-in.

You Germans like your humour predictable. I bet you're wetting yourself.

How is it disgraceful? The dirty Dutchies were probably taking the piss on how much of his wages they should pay or something.

Recommendations of humour from a GERMAN. The evidence that this film is shit is mounting.

Two things strike me about that quote. Firstly, you should have been able to read it and come to the conclusion, that yes, this is probably the film. Secondly, the film must be fucking shite and not worth owning!

Probably the most overrated opinion ever.

Fop basically overcome with envy.

They seem to be amusing Chamberlain. The Geordie accent always sounds so fucking retarded on telly.

Giant porn.

Yers, very unpleasant.

I forgot! Happy Birthday Luke, you medical bellend.

Which one? Lucky or Wubble-UC?

You knob!