Gemmill

Cheap as chips? It's about £2 an hour. Claremont Road is your best bet as long as you're there for about 1. I think it's 50p an hour. Obviously not a freemason then, Gemmill... Ya wha? I think he means 'freeman of the city' at which point you can park your horse up for free It would have to be some horse for him to be sat on it.

That just puts that link in Outlook as an email address. I assume it's a bib though.

These things do nothing to dispel the rumours. Aren't you from Smogsville? I would hope you'd do your fucking utmost to tone down your accent. No I'm not from Smogsville so never insult me again like that you twat! I'm sure you're from Teesside.

Yow history! No good for me! [/shakespear's sister] That's how alex feels about this thread now.

These things do nothing to dispel the rumours. Aren't you from Smogsville? I would hope you'd do your fucking utmost to tone down your accent.

Tweedy would do well to tone hers down tbh. Those adverts for OK Magazine when her and Ashley Cole were in it. WAH GETTUN ENGAYYYYYUJJED!1111

Somethin' kinda OO! Jumpin on my TUTU!

What a dipshit answer.

Blatantly the sound of someone laughing their head off tbh.

Whatever minger.

Haha.....bonk. What's that?

Cheap as chips? It's about £2 an hour. Claremont Road is your best bet as long as you're there for about 1. I think it's 50p an hour. Obviously not a freemason then, Gemmill... Ya wha?

It's penne man. No stringy whiplash. I'll be fine.

Aye cos that's all that's stopping you, 2Twats! You're mates with that BooBoo lad anyway - he'd disown you if you came out with us clueless, pretentious pricks.

Was watching all the clips on telly this morning, and I think a lot is being made of very little tbh. The lasses are being total bitches towards her, no doubt about that, but I've not heard anyone say anything overtly racist. Every BB prior to this has been about people bitching about someone or other once they've gone to bed. This time the lass they're bitching about happens to be Indian. That dizzy bint that's seeing Sheringham said something like "Do people in India eat with their fingers then...........or is that the Chinese?" - evidence of her being an ignorant bitch more than anything else. Unless I've not seen something that they've said like. They had John McCririck on GMTV this morning opining on the whole thing - "unconscious racism" according to him. And the bloke on GMTV said that if you watch the live stream they keep cutting out the sound which could be evidence that they're being racist....which is cobblers cos they do that if they mention anything at all other than the weather as far as I can gather. Anyway, I'm boring myself now.

Clearly they need some quality finance staff drafting in.

Brought some of my pasta in for lunch today like. I imagine it'll be like the Diet Coke Break ad with lasses gathering outside my office to watch me eat it.

Men. Always making promises they can't keep I never promised. But I'm sure I've still got it, so fear not!

Alex would have that Shilpa's life if he was in the BB house, clearly!

Nope, I'm as skint as can be. Payday on Friday though, so off to Aspers for the poker tournament.

I hope I didn't delete it this morning after saying that. Will confirm later, but I'm sure I've still got both episodes so far on.

I've got it on Sky + if you want it putting on a DVD?

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His crossing was shocking at the weekend like, so he doesn't want to be wishing for too much competition for his place.

Speaking of Record Breakers - there's some bloke in China or somewhere fighting to get his record ratified and put in the Guinness Book. He's claiming the record for the largest patch of skin torn off through sunburn. He's being turned down on the basis that he can't prove that it's his skin.