Gemmill

I had a drink with my dinner, drunken bint. Some of us can go out without having to stagger home bleary eyed, and hammer drunkenly on the keyboard when we get in. tbh I feel Ok today, but this may be a really bad sign.................... Were you out last night like, you fairy?

Enjoy it. You're only young once.

Has N-O crashed? As it happens, it has. Meltdown.

I had a drink with my dinner, drunken bint. Some of us can go out without having to stagger home bleary eyed, and hammer drunkenly on the keyboard when we get in.

Aye that's nowt to do with this though. Disclosure is required if there's a transaction involving one individual (or business) that exceeds 1% of the shares on the market. It does sound like something's going on with this lot, but there's still plenty time for it all to fall through.

Has there been any announcement to the stock exchange or anything like that? Until there is this sounds like paper talk tbh.

We were just lampooning the time when Gemmill made a plum of himself, mate. Werent having a dig at you. Although your prediction was shite. Made a plum of myself? I fucking laced that kid tbh. Have you seen him back on here since? He's still crying.

The do you go to the matches comment was tongue in cheek, you voodoo practitioner, you!

Another leg-breaker for you next time we play 5-a-side!

I think it was a game against Fulham a few years ago when Griffin tackled Boa Morte pretty much above the waist Great stuff. Don't even think he got a yellow either IIRC. He nearly killed Beckham as well iirc.

I find it quite sad that a man who would have us believe (whether true or not) he was at one time such a sexual dynamo, is reduced to sneaking into the library on the way home from work for a quick play on the internet, cos his lass won't let him have it in the house. I'm picturing less Barry White, more Ronnie Corbett off "Sorry!" Has the novelty worn off on your lass or what, Smooth?

I heard a programme about rape on Radio 4 recently where a counsellor for woman who had been attacked said that in rape trials men tended to be more sympathetic to the alleged victim than women. A theory she put forward was that men are generally outraged that a fellow man would do this to a woman whereas women may feel that the victim was 'asking for it' in some way and that this was a sort of defence mechanism that reassured them it would never happen to them. Obviously that's a gross generalisation but there may be an similar element in your colleague's attitude to this. Either that or she's a spiteful bitch. Aye. Who d'ya think yee are anyway Alexis? The Fish? ........actually the Fish would be way less sympathetic. He'd probably batter a rape victim if they came for him for counselling, windows or doors. At that Jimmy Carr gig recently he had a couple of jokes about rape like. Not pleasant either. "I read a survey recently that said that 95% of women close their eyes when they're kissing. Which is why it's always so hard to get a positive ID on a rapist." "Have you seen those posters around London - "Ask a rape victim for the REAL cost of an unlicensed minicab"? Don't. They go FUCKING MENTAL!

Followed by the world's shortest article. "Yes." HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

Nah, never thought about it, never used one.

That blonde lass who they keep interviewing on the news is off her face every time they talk to her. It's a pretty desperate existence when you know the bloke picking you up might be a serial killer, but you're so desperate for money for your next fix that you can't afford not to get in the car with him. Sad.

They're only saying happy birthday, fat boy!

How about you show some respect to the prostitute population of East Anglia, muthafucka! EDIT! Muthafuckasssss now. I'm appalled!

What a loser you are, Renton!

Surely if you were a defender reading that, you would go out of your way to clatter the little twat the next time you played him. I can't understand how he hasn't had harsher treatment tbh. He sets out to make full backs look foolish (for me he goes beyond the odd shimmy or whatever, and actually takes the piss) and yet he very rarely gets the Andy Griffin - ball, man, the lot - treatment from anyone when he's flying down the wing. Him and Robben would both be on my hitlist if I was a footballer.

Shut it Ewan.

You either love it or hate it like. Or in the case of you and Gemmill, pretend to love it when we're winning. I was all for hating it again then they went and made it interesting this morning. Teetering on hatred again now that they've lost too early wickets though.

I don't even know what that means, cuckoo boy!

Bell was out to a no-ball apparently. But then McGrath was caught off one that hit him on the shoulder.

England 36 for 1. Cook oot.

On here once. Pre-piss-up attendance. I think it contained the caveat that someone else had said it. Around about the time Trainspotting got its cinema release would be my guess. He could pass for McGregor's slightly camp, overweight and undertalented big brother I suppose. Brogues McGee, you fucking tit! Oy, fuck off, this is supposed to be another abuse Gemmill thread! Seriously, I don't know how Alex remembers so much, I have no recollection of saying I look like Ewan McGregor, or even that somebody else said it. I suspect it's being taken completely out of context. IIRC, it was in a thread where people were asked to say who they looked like. Did a search and that was in a thread entitled do you look like your avatar. Now, obviously feel free to take the piss, but that really is what my colleague said when he started here about 6 months ago, and no, I don't agree unfortunately. I remember now though because at the time it really freaked me out, as it was such a wierd thing to say it really made me paranoid that he had sussed my user name on this board and was aware that I was a complete loafer. Mind, he's chinese, so all us white people probably look the same. They all look like Bruce Li or Chun Li to me as well. And Alex, kudos for the elephant memory you complete kernt! It would've freaked me out more to discover you had some random Chineey wandering round your house. I could have sworn you said you worked from home?? Not now Kato!