Gemmill

The sitting prosecution rests its case.

May's old seat gone. Truss declaration remains imminent ffs.

Shabana Mahmood fends off the tiktok lawyer by 3.4k votes.

Cleverly wins. Honestly probably not the worst thing. There need to be some non idiots whonwill resist Farage.

Harper DOWN! The BBC has just stopped showing them.

I've been misled. They should still kiss.

A 6th former as father of the house.

Kuennsberg going on about how Starmer "managed to crack a few smiles" and then twisting her fucking Picasso portrait of a face into what I assume is disdain.

KISS! KISS! KISS! KISS!

Prentis DOWN. Atoorney General gone in Banbury.

Where the fuck is Truss?! I need to walk the dog before Cletus gets here.

Get in!

She's full of hell in her speech. Out with a young female activist today and dickheads slashed the young lass's tires

Liam Fox DOWN!

Kelly Beaver up on BBC now. Dear me. Change that name love.

How do you feel this is going?

Douglas Ross beaten. The SNP can't win anywhere, but they can beat that Tory prick.

Greens now on the same number of seats as Reform. But we've heard nowt about that.

Based on the phonecall, he might think I'm his twin.

The sheep shaggers know a cunt when they see one.

Reform on 12% of the vote. No better than the Brexit Party. There's your fucking ELECTORAL EARTHQUAKE that we've all had to hear about all night.

Truss coming soon. I've had one hour sleep and I've got some daft cunt coming out to install a smart meter this morning. He rang last night to let me know he was coming and he clearly has some..... issues. Ten minutes later the phone goes again and it's him again repeating the exact conversation we just had. I goes "Mate, I've just spoken to you. Are you still coming here first thing". Full of apologies. But aye, I've got that to look forward to. Smart meter installed upside down is probably the best I can hope for.

Great Yarmouth.