Gemmill

It's a lot of smoke for there to be no fire... 😋

My dog runs away from himself when he accidentally leaks gas.

Employed and not working a notice, mine was.

There'll be a stipulation that you have to be employed on day of payment. I had the same when I left my last place.

Exactly that's the other thing. Firstly who else has an open window during this special pre-sale to even sell to them? But secondly, as you say, who is gonna be daft enough to sell to them in a false market, unless they offer mental money. What it does do though, is give these clubs first dibs on anyone with a value release clause. Which is just another reason that it can't be allowed to happen.

the premier league can always find the worst solution to every problem. How the fuck do they think they can get away with basically giving Man City and Chelsea a pre-sale on summer transfers, and lock out the rest of the division? It basically turns the rest of the league into the equivalent of low-life pot 6 dross.

Looks like Nostradamus and The Nark have busted an entire paedophile ring here.

The stories fools tell themselves...

Aye it's a real shame, he was a proper actor as Souness would say.

Mbeumo KLAXON! You've summoned the Toontastic Lollipop Guild now.

Your judgement is as impaired as ever. GET BACK TO YOUR MONMOUTH COMMUNE.

Who starts, or who should start? Cos Pope starts, but Dubravka should.

That one was a FACT, baby.

Aye cos you're a loopy conspiracy theorist.

oh you've got me, I was a year late.

Just seen this. Strange one.

I feel like last summer gave us a bit of a clue. Just a hint of a one.

Well then why the fuck did you spend last summer moaning about us putting all our eggs in one basket, if you're now so confident we were secretly trying to line up a host of RWs?

Well I should do but you seem to have been in a coma last summer, so I'm helping you out.

One is a rumour, the other a fact.

Sorry did you miss us repeatedly bidding for one, and only one, player last summer? Is it time for me to break some news?

Nice one Craig. We've got Everton beat!

Nobody wanted to lose them. It was a necessity which Howe accepted. We both know that the idea that Howe doesn't get a say in transfers is drivel. Also, Howe was the one pushing for Guehi last summer, that was very public.

His decline is age related. It's not like it's a surprise. Weird that the manager and DoF don't agree with you. But what do they know.