Gemmill

Aye, agreed. He just never fails to stoop to a new low. I hope Harris fucking wops him.

More likely that that's why he wanted Paqueta.

He's such an appalling shithead. Biden has put 50 years in to his career and this arsehole just couldn't do anything other than be a cunt about him bowing out.

I'm going Shapiro.

She could do a lot worse. And based on the second video he could destroy Vance in a VP debate.

I said get this old cunt out of this race.

Uh oh.

He's just endorsed Harris so it looks like that's the way it's going now.

Good news. I've heard the Trump lot already saying that they'll be challenging this in the courts - they desperately didn't want this to happen. No idea what their case is, but the way Trump has rigged the court system and the supreme Court, it has to be a concern even if they really don't have a case.

Our media has now been infected.

Well what happened was you posted a clip of some lass's match where some idiot lass did a pirouette when no one was anywhere near her and announced that it was ASMesque. I responded to it. You've subsequently deleted it. PATHETIQUE MONIQUE!

No, that's Satori's left bollock.

Has anyone watched Outlast on Netflix. A bunch of "survival specialists" dropped into the Alaska wilderness, with $1m for the last one standing. I fucking HATE camping but I reckon I could have stuck it out for longer than some of the first ones to go. And these are meant to be little mini Rambos. One of them even calls himself Rambo.

I reckon there'll be at least one more goalkeeper in before the season starts.

Like I said. First Mitchell signing. 😎

Luke is what they call Satori's knob. There's a whole chant about it.

Presumably this is Mitchell's first signing? Hopefully he's either a first team regular or worth about £30m in a couple of years time.

He reckons when you let the dog off, you casually clipped the lead to the left one.

My dad reckoned he could clearly see your nipple rings peeping out the bottom of your crop top.

Nailed it.

WHOA! I was led to believe that I was the egotistical bellend. I better not be about to find out that this is what you say to all the boys.