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If I had thought on I could have brought my headphones for my phone, but I didn't realise it kicked off early til it was mentioned in this thread.

I might be home by about 10 minutes into the second half. Can't really leave early cos everyone wants to.

me no lyke it!

His lass has veto power over everything he wants to do. What's that all about?!

The charger connections are notoriously shit on the Sony phones, I've noticed. I would mess around with the charger, plugging it into the phone and making sure it's pressed in really hard, turning the plug on and off at the wall and that. I had something similar happen on mine a while back and it pretty much fixed itself.

I'm intrigued by this talking like a baby when drunk thing. Do you speak out loud like this too?

Smooth is basically the property of his bee-hatch, it sounds to me. Complete pwnage.

Nah, that was me and a stray comma for 2 mins. Working fine now. IDIOT!

Some of those shows are quite weird. When they bring someone on who wants to show their former tormentor that they're "all that and a bag of chips BABY!" now. They bring the tormentor out, bring the person out who "gets all up in their face" shouting about "LOOK AT ME NOW BABY! MM-HMM!" and all that, and this poor fucker is sat there completely bewildered going "Okayyyyy. I'm sorry, but I had NO IDEA that what I said affected you this badly. Are you absolutely certain that you didn't just want to be on TV and this seemed as good an excuse as any "

Work wank CANCELLED.

Practically Mother Theresa tbh Just trying to present a fair case for myself. I know I took the piss a lot, but I don't think I ever victimised anyone. So there!

I wasn't bullied, and I don't think I bullied anyone, although who knows cos I did take the piss a lot and it's hard to know how they felt about it - I always tried to involve them in the joke so it wasn't like I was making them feel awful for other people's entertainment, cos they were genuinely in on it and laughing along. If I felt like it had gone too far and they were offended, I'd stop. Certainly never physically bullied anyone.

I'll have a look at that link when I get home - it's got poker in the title so won't work from work. Cheers again for the advice.

Turn around, touch the ground, it's taken back. No skinchies. Howdya like them apples bee-hatch?

Can't wait to see THE SIB today like. Is this match on telly then?

As rare as an apology out of you is, you're still the next guinea pig! I take it back then, dickhead.

You've got them whining over there about hypocritical behaviour man, that's why I called you a dickhead. I'll let you off though, and I'll even offer a sort of mumbled sorry for calling you a dickhead.

Which dickhead has put Indigo in a WUM usergroup and banned him from viewing any of the forums? Any reason?

I'm with spongebob. NERD BOY.

I have a real problem with raising to steal the blinds like. I'm always shiteing myself in case some twat calls me, although I know I should just get on with it. Sounds like good advice above though. I do try and put people on something but I'm not very good at it yet. Hopefully it's something you get better at.

What is this new gay "Top Post" function, and why isn't it being applied to ALL MY POSTS?

Aye, I just discovered that. Might have to see if I can get a flyer today.

A lad on the chat box thing last night was hilarious. He kept typing - all in capitals. I HAVE A SKINNY WEINER. MY WEINER IS SKINNY. Then he went on to win 7 big pots in a row with big hands. To celebrate he kept asking everyone: I'M GAY. WHO WANTS SOME BUTT? He then asked me if I was a nigga. Then every time I was in a pot he demanded that anyone playing against me GO ALL IN. BUST THAT NIGGA OUT. I ended up out in 4th but I stayed on to watch him take the piss out the remaining players. He ended up winning and telling everyone U SUCK. I AM THE KING. I CANNOT BE BEATEN.

Right, I'll take your advice. If I lose there'll be HELL ON. You're right though, it's boring as owt for a while when you're only playing one at a time.

What time does it kick off like? I thought it was a 6:55 kick off our time.