Gemmill

Oompah Loompah doo-ba-dee-dooooo. I've got a birthday greeting for yooooo.

Re the "we used to compete with Man United, now we take their reserve players on loan" comments - we haven't genuinely competed with Man United for a decade. If you haven't come to terms with that yet, you really should.

you're right, it's not cheap, but it's a top spec window. It's only really Everest and Weru that can compete on the product, but obviously Everest have Brand superority so we have to reduce the price of ours just so that we stay competitive. exactly the same set of windows and doors from Everest would add another few grand to the price. 187942[/snapback] Listen to his patter man.

Granny face.

Have to say like, I'm not sure where all the fuss is coming from in this thread. A move like this wouldn't have been my first choice a month ago, but at this stage of proceedings I'm not too bothered by it. I also suspect that if this lad had gone somewhere else on loan and we hadn't tried to bring him here, that some of those complaining in this thread would be up in arms about it.

She's a fucking arsehole tbh. Shit mother an'all.

Bender!

Enjoy it then.

Aye allofmp3 works fine, it's just a bit of a clart on downloading the files. alltunes fixes that, but doesn't work on a mac.

mp3, funnily enough. Or were you taking the piss?

He's dyslexic man, I'm serious. He does this all the time where he'll type a word that sounds a bit like the one he means even though it's completely wrong. Bet he blames it on tiredness.

It's a pretty simple equation: Clubs not wanting to sell at the 11th hour = Don't try and buy at the 11th hour

Press conference at 12 at the Riverside tomorrow btw. To announce three signings. At least one of which we were meant to be after. Canny good.

Manage how he will do when he does know. 187660[/snapback] I've said it before, but you are BLATANTLY dyslexic.

Grrrrrrrr.

I feel a bit sorry for Milner like, being hawked around as the makeweight all the time.

If we sign no one before the end of the window, I hope he does another one of those phone-ins. I'd love to know just what him and Shepherd have been up to while other clubs have been signing players left, right and centre.

He'll say that "it's not easy signing players these days, especially players of the calibre that Newcastle United are interested in, because they're so good that their managers don't want to lose them. And rightly so because they're that good. So that's why we didn't sign anyone because the people we looked at were so good they were even too good to sign. And stuff."

How is it fucking obvious? He's been on his trail since the last game of last season, ffs, utter bullshit! And what the fuck does "doffed his cap" mean? You utter tit Oliver... 187652[/snapback] He thinks he's so worth pursuing that the lad is about to sign for Boro, you complete knobhead, Oliver. Face like a bag of prawn crackers tbh.

No offence meant at all Luke, cos I think it's admirable that you're going, but I honestly don't know how you can be arsed to drive to Stansted, fly to Helsinki, get the hovercraft to Estonia, all for 90 minutes of what will probably be awful football.

I was GREAT at the 5-a-side and you know it!

There's a gem in every Oliver article. What a cock. 187630[/snapback] we've stood aside a fair bit recently so i wouldn't be surprised if we obliged. 187632[/snapback] We're like a footballing matador. Ole! There goes Kuyt! Ole! There goes Huth!

We must have been second on the grid after all. Class the way Oliver is so bereft of writing talent that he has to steal Roeder's shit motor-racing reference to use in his article.

"Mark is the player I've been interested in all summer, and.....yeah, so what if I've never mentioned him.........does that mean I didn't want him.........I am SO not bothered if you think that. Just shut up anyway."