Gemmill

Boys, a thing Meenz likes to buuuuuuum.

I'll let you off for being ludicrously positive in the face of all evidence to the contrary re Roeder.

Aye, it's fixed. Well done.

Hom.

Craig.

Will you be sorting out this business whereby if you post in a thread where your post is already the last one, it just gets added to the previous post, sir please sir?

Did you feel better for it after, spongebob? Obviously there will have been some relief when it was all over, but did you feel healthier? You still off the drink btw?

It's supposed to make you feel much better once you've had it done, but no way would I get it done. You're basically shitting yourself in front of someone. Not really my scene tbh.

My sofa.

Whoa! Happy Birthday to you too then Swiss fella!

Ham and peasepud sarnies. Proper peasepud. Not the poster above. That would be obscene.

Did you go to an all girls school?

Private show later , usual time, the password is "so it is", so it is. Will you be wanting the bag pipes this time? No bagpipes = no show tbh. Reminds me of an Irish lad I used to work with - brought his bagpipes to America with him ffs. Ginger, from cork, thick as mince. Used to play his bagpipes at an Irish pub on a Friday night.

The bullshit machine is working then.

He pressed a button on his dashboard and blades came out of the side of his tyres, mangling his opponent's car. It'll either be that or the infamous "Oil Slick" button.

Searching for sexy leprechaun shenanigans, FACT! See enough of that on your webcam tbs tbs.

Leprechaun. As in "I'm the leprechaaaaaaaauuuuuun". Absolute shit. I actually watched it on fast forward on Sky +.

Educational thread though. People have learnt what a fathom is AND had their suspicions about Renton confirmed.

How long are you there for? A fortnight? Two weeks staring at japs' eyes eh? Haway Meenzer, I've flicked this one up, all it needs is the volley.

It's not in my database.

"Schuuuuu make me feel. Miiiiiighty real."

If a fathom is six feet, you are a geek for knowing that. If not, I don't get your joke.

He's supposed to be pretty much the dullest man alive, isn't he? My sister's friend knows him and reckons when they have parties or whatever, all the lads will be going daft enjoying themselves and Wilkinson is the one you'll find in the kitchen talking to the mother. Mind, given that we're talking about rugby lads here, it's maybe just an indication that he's not a total bellend.

How's that?

Because he's riddled with injuries? Not straight after the WC he wasn't. He would have been mental to retire at 24 at that stage of his career. He's had an awful time of it though. He should just take a year out of the game to recover and try and make a comeback. If he breaks down again he should probably be thinking about calling it a day. What's the money like in rugby? Is he likely to be set for life?