Gemmill

NOW Craig!

4-1 against. 80%. It's almost as if I'm doing the sums in my head.

3-1 against. I make that a 75% majority. Just do away with it.

A poll? That's a 67% majority. You can get rid of it now tbh.

I won't use it and it's quite annoying is my take on it.

Don't even know who you are tbh. Probably that big nonce HTT.

Even with your skinny arms?

Rob talking shit again.

Ha! I've been telling you for the last few years that it would happen to you eventually. Get in there!

Smooth Operator has bought a loaf of bread without putting it to the ballot.

Sounds like the Gervais podcast. The bit where Karl talks about the fat kid with the frisbee and how he thinks the kid is making an effort to do some exercise.......then he gets close and sees he's using it as a plate to hold his Maltesers.

This is now officially a hot topic. I reckon a "Bobbyshinton Joke Extravaganza Thread" which he adds to every day or as he pleases has more potential to get looked at than just a new thread appearing every day.

I'll give it a whirl. I hope he brays one of them.

What a fanny. Wait til you go home reeking of smoke. Grounded for a fortnight.

Jesus Christ, today is dragging.

Was about to say the same thing, but I know how Bobby gets about his joke threads.

Another thread veers off course.......... We can keep it on topic if you want to discuss your weight problems, fatso.

The smell would give it away.

Redhead actress bird. Regular in lads' mags. No discernible acting talent.

What's the concept of the show like? Is he just having words with fat kids telling them to get off their lazy arses and do something? That just reminded me of a lat at school actually. Big fat kid called Hendy whose dad committed suicide not long after we started senior school. Weird business. Imagine doing that when you've got two young kids.

Dildo sitter-onnerer?

No, I know I would start with good intentions, like on the first day back at school when you swear you'll keep this new exercise book nice and clean. But as usual the plan would be in ruins by half term.

Just defensive I bet - fat kids always get bullied I was bullied in primary school for quite a while but it stopped when I kicked the lad 'where it hurts' as I used to say. He never bothered me again. Somewhat bizarrely, I was bullied at university by two people. You'd think people would grow out of that kind of thing, but evidently not. Typical lezza tactics, kicking a lad in the cobblers!

Was this the ancient Islamic law of "whatever the courts say, the opposite is true"?

If I had thought on I could have brought my headphones for my phone, but I didn't realise it kicked off early til it was mentioned in this thread.