Gemmill

Quality.

Nice one.

You could just claim, as SLP said, that you thought she was a cleaner or something.

Either that or PM the number to Smooth/Wacky and let them go to work.

Haway, you've got to text her! Purely for the social experiment and reporting back to all of us on here just to see what the craic is - I'm not suggesting you pay her for nowt ropey. It's a Monday, we're all bored, now get texting and let us know the score.

Turns out DJ OMI is a moderator. I would be thoroughly fucking ashamed of myself if I was moderator on that board.

Is no one else signing up like? DJ OMI is online now too. A real life DJ!

You the MAN!

Have you seen From Dawn Til Dusk? That's the sort of vibe I'm getting.

Fuck it, I've signed up.

Bastards! Fucking shameful that it's based up here an'all.

Got me new sig from those lyrics. Seriously though, if you could exterminate people through their IP address that would be a good place to start. Or at least sterilise them to stop them spreading their evil seed.

They've got a messageboard. We should either: Sign up and reconstruct this thread over there. OR When this thread has finished and we're bored of taking the piss out of them, post a link to it on their board. I prefer the second option because I'd feel dirty moving amongst them on their board.

Look at him in the middle giving the fingers. "I've got tracksuit bottoms on in a nightclub. In fact I get all of my going out clothes from JD Sports, so FUCK YOUUUUUUUUU!"

Do you think you have to show your ASBO to get in?

You look at all of those photos and there is NOTHING going on behind the eyes is there? A club full of fucking braindead dolescum. The state of some of them as well - it's as if they've spliced human genes with rodents. Imagine working on the cloakroom - you'd have the burberry pattern burnt onto your retinas by the end of the night.

What possessed you to go and see that?

Never denied it, I have eclectic tastes man, I don't run with the crowd And yes, Sammy, that's the boiler I'm on about. 112817[/snapback] Don't run with the crowd. Corrie's proper underground like.

Can't believe the grief Alex gives about bad telly, then he watches Corrie.

She's boss-eyed though - FACT!

I thought they tried to avoid the comparison by making the leads rather stupid. The Jews were going along minding their own business when they got virtually wiped out of Europe. These Americans came to Europe looking for girls they can't get at home, causing trouble in clubs, bitching that the TV doesn't have subtitles. They're jack-asses who think the world should cater to them rather than attempting to fit in with the world. I think Eli Roth might be making a point that Americans are pariahs outside of their own country, but was careful to show the behaviour that makes it so. 111249[/snapback] I didn't think that the contrast was there to show that that one led to the other, I thought he was saying 'Hey, we understand that Americans can be idiots, too" and that maybe he understands where the dislike(hatred?) comes from. Do you think they behaved like that because they were young men, or because they were Americans? The American client at the end was an open admission of what's wrong with some Americans, but I thought the boys were typical of Western culture, and humanity, not the just the US. There were too many pointers to anti-semitism for me to dismiss, maybe on their own, but not all together. The scene where they're being abused and shit thrown down on them on the Amsterdam street was hugely evocative for me, and to a lesser extent did the torture chambers remind you of anything? It's littered with other suggestions, Anne Frank Huis is a popular attraction, but seems a little out of character for their holiday. The problem with racial hatred and xenophobia is that the accusations are often based on half truths that are quite difficult to refute. But saying that all Americans are like that, and have ultimately brought it on themselves should be no different than saying similar things about the holocaust, but it's acceptable to mock Americans now, it reminds me of Orwell's essay on the treatment of Jews in the UK after WWII, accepted. I don't think it's an accident that it can be argued either way, or am I reading too much into it? 111258[/snapback] Fuck me, have you and HF been reading his film book to one another?

That's almost exactly the image I have of GF, am I wrong? 112557[/snapback]

Wooooo-hoo-hooOOOOOooooooOOooo!!!

Curb Your Enthusiasm is SO much better than Seinfeld simply because it doesn't have Seinfeld and that annoying tosser Kramer in it. FACTAMUNDO!

Harry Hill isn't funny like. That's not up for debate by the way.