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Who's sticking the photo on then? I can't cos I'm at work and don't have the facilities, but someone must be able to.

Your turn next week, and I expect photos. 114085[/snapback] Ok, but are you gonna text me for them first?

Does this make us all accessories to solicitation should this turn out to be a sting?

Something like this should happen EVERY Monday.

Quality.

Nice one.

You could just claim, as SLP said, that you thought she was a cleaner or something.

Either that or PM the number to Smooth/Wacky and let them go to work.

Haway, you've got to text her! Purely for the social experiment and reporting back to all of us on here just to see what the craic is - I'm not suggesting you pay her for nowt ropey. It's a Monday, we're all bored, now get texting and let us know the score.

Turns out DJ OMI is a moderator. I would be thoroughly fucking ashamed of myself if I was moderator on that board.

Is no one else signing up like? DJ OMI is online now too. A real life DJ!

You the MAN!

Have you seen From Dawn Til Dusk? That's the sort of vibe I'm getting.

Fuck it, I've signed up.

Bastards! Fucking shameful that it's based up here an'all.

Got me new sig from those lyrics. Seriously though, if you could exterminate people through their IP address that would be a good place to start. Or at least sterilise them to stop them spreading their evil seed.

They've got a messageboard. We should either: Sign up and reconstruct this thread over there. OR When this thread has finished and we're bored of taking the piss out of them, post a link to it on their board. I prefer the second option because I'd feel dirty moving amongst them on their board.

Look at him in the middle giving the fingers. "I've got tracksuit bottoms on in a nightclub. In fact I get all of my going out clothes from JD Sports, so FUCK YOUUUUUUUUU!"

Do you think you have to show your ASBO to get in?

You look at all of those photos and there is NOTHING going on behind the eyes is there? A club full of fucking braindead dolescum. The state of some of them as well - it's as if they've spliced human genes with rodents. Imagine working on the cloakroom - you'd have the burberry pattern burnt onto your retinas by the end of the night.

What possessed you to go and see that?

Never denied it, I have eclectic tastes man, I don't run with the crowd And yes, Sammy, that's the boiler I'm on about. 112817[/snapback] Don't run with the crowd. Corrie's proper underground like.