Gemmill

Pop Idol public vote tbh, with both singing Prince and Queen covers. That'd be a truly modern monarchy for you. 125230[/snapback] Love to see Charles doing the "....think I better dance now" bit in Kiss.

Fuck no - she's bad but the day he takes over I'm emigrating! 125223[/snapback] Eh? You act as if it would make some difference to your life? In fact you act as if the Queen makes a difference to your life??

I've got no interest in the monarchy like. I can't believe people watch these programmes that they're putting on about "The Queen at 80". Who gives a shit! She should let Charles have a go anyway.

There's a company that's produced special German Stormtrooper helmets for England fans, and they've apparently had them, along with inflatable bomber planes approved by the German authorities. This was on either R5 or Talksport a few weeks back. Can't be right surely!? And no, it wasn't on April 1st.

I know. And that stuff there is definitely all in layman's terms cos I could do it, so you should be fine.

Please tell me you aren't friends with T27 in the real world.

Why have all you gimps got so much hard drive space? I think I've got 15 gb on my laptop and about the same on my desktop. (space that is, not sure what the full capacity is)

You should send your stuff into the Chronicle's readers poems. I seriously think they would publish it.

At least they don't charge their ball boys like we do! 125158[/snapback] I heard about that like, fucking disgrace that is. 125161[/snapback] Is that serious? We charge them to be a ballboy?

He's an American uberfan 125144[/snapback] From California, probably San Francisco, he's almost certain to be a raving Jenas (alledgedly) Not that there's anything wrong or unnatural about that tbh 125147[/snapback] It probably won't surprise you to hear that I lived there for 3 years. And I can report that there were no signs of impending extinction.

Nice one. Make sure it stays up all day cos I won't be able to listen til I get home.

Have you put your request in with your lass? Or will you be playing carrying her in a baby harness to maintain the "touching at all times" rule that was in evidence in the Trent?

You disgust me.

'excuse'.......there was a disorderly fucking queue formed as I recall. 125060[/snapback] It wasn't exactly a fucking queue. Most of the smelly bastards on here never even went for a shower... 125075[/snapback] Probably had one the night before, the dirty pigs! 125087[/snapback] I wouldn't be rushing into the showers in a changing room full of relative strangers like! Can picture it being a warm up for the International Soap Dropping Championships tbh. 125102[/snapback] Given your recently discovered chequered history, I'd have thought you'd be well up for that. It would take you back to those days in PE, in your skidmarked Y-fronts.

Did anyone else read the stuff in the paper about the FA's interviews? Apparently O'Neill was considered "brash" in his. The FA aren't keen on his backroom team - that Robertson bloke and the other one - and had expressed this in the interview (you know what they're like for their "grooming a successor" thing), to which O'Neill had replied "Do you want someone who can win you football games, or a youth development coach?". Anyway, by the sound of things they weren't too impressed with how he came across in the interview, which could play into our hands. Having said that if I had to sit in a room and listen to Steve McClaren talk for a couple of hours, I'd want a pillow. And not to bite before it starts.

...says Gemmill, happy to avoid any issue particularly Souness, Bellamy or financial stuff rather than admit he either got it wrong or doesn't know..... 125099[/snapback] ...says the KING of issue avoidance when it comes to Shepherd.

Serious question: is anyone reading these long posts of his? I just don't want him to be wasting his time, but I haven't read one for weeks now.

LM, quick! While you're keeping the plates spinning on here they're smashing all over the place in the Shepherd threads on N-O! TYPE FASTER!

'excuse'.......there was a disorderly fucking queue formed as I recall. 125060[/snapback] It wasn't exactly a fucking queue. Most of the smelly bastards on here never even went for a shower... 125075[/snapback] Probably had one the night before, the dirty pigs!

I've met all of the above and.. Mr Kirkey, Mr Fish, snakehips, Steve, Lou, rikko, Optimistic NUT, Scottish Mag, maggiespaws, geordieshandy, JJ, Ally, daveytait, JawD, Groundhog..... erm, I think that's it 124799[/snapback] 125081[/snapback] Oh aye, Bluestar too. Saw you on the way to the ground a couple of weeks ago actually.

Aye, just checked and it was Calimag. Ah well.

Oh. I didn't realise it was 13 times. I thought it must just have been the once. How do I get my name off the petition?

Let me guess, did T27 post that?

It was on the radio the other day that speed of hair growth is linked to how often you think about sex, so it turns out Brock's just a pervert. Jimbo must look like a gorilla.

Fine then. 125062[/snapback] Your grooming skills clearly need some work.