Gemmill

The two are probably linked tbh.

Same here. Except it's in a mixture of Italian and Spanish and it's really fucking loud. It's what I imagine madness sounds like.

Oooo hark at him! He goes away to University and comes back thinking he's better than everyone!? 69754[/snapback] A slap off one of the locals will soon bring him down a peg or two 69778[/snapback] I'd love to see him try and do his amateur psychoanalysis on them.........whilst sat on the floor with a fat lip.

Oooo hark at him! He goes away to University and comes back thinking he's better than everyone!?

Is it in crayon?

Not just being pedantic here but weren't they evacuees during the Second World War? I'm just confirming this is the case to make sure I'm not losing my marbles as I read all the books when I was a bairn. 69389[/snapback] You might be right, they were 2nd world war evacuees in the film, although I don't remember that in the book; I thought they looked and acted like they were from the Edwardian era, from memory. The old professor was the original character from Victorian times, called Eustace iirc. 69412[/snapback] I think the old Professor is Digory or something (i.e. the lad out of 'The Magician's Nephew'). He brought an apple back from Narnia which grows into a tree which is then cut down and is made into the wardrobe which becomes a gateway to Narnia in 'The Lion....' . Eustace is the horrible nephew (of Edmund, Lucy et al) from 'The Voyage of the Dawn Treader' who truns out to be a 'good egg' in the end. Not that I read all the books about 3 times when I was younger or anything. Dweeb tbh. 69423[/snapback] No shit! Have you got a home-made Narnia timeline on your bedroom wall or something?

Lewis was clearly a man ahead of his time, the last battle is beginning to feel quite prophetic now. 69415[/snapback] Is this the A-Level English thread or what?

Hanukkabs tbh 68313[/snapback] 68395[/snapback] I'm glad someone else on here has the barest rudiments of an edumercation. We're wasted on here tbh mate. 68402[/snapback] It was a sympathy lol tbh.

Hanukkabs tbh 68313[/snapback]

Parashooting? Either I've been whooshed or you're as thick as clarts.

How can you tell if they're from N/O or not by their IP address? 67592[/snapback] Do you dare to question the GEEKMASTER???? 67612[/snapback] Was just thinking though, the only way he'd know is if he performed an IP check on every member of N/O and every member on here and tried to match them up. 67618[/snapback] Knowing Craig he's probably got a spreadsheet going and he's running vertical lookups.

How can you tell if they're from N/O or not by their IP address? 67592[/snapback] Do you dare to question the GEEKMASTER????

Band of Brothers is class tbh.

They've spelt "shittest" wrong tbh.

Got my latest printer cartridges from 365ink.co.uk through that Rpoints thing that Happy Face posted. Cheap and you get an extra 10% off if you type Rpoints in as a promotion code when you pay.

It was Gemmill who thought he was Australian, I've never heard of the fucking no mark. 67303[/snapback] I just assumed he was Australian cos it's all the unicyclist goes on about.

And for some bizarre reason reminds me more than a little bit of our Sammy. 67233[/snapback] It's the perfectly round head thing, isn't it?

The Aussie comedian that Lou and Fish drone on about constantly. He features heavily in this thread.

I heard a rumour that you're actually really shy? 67154[/snapback] To be fair, she never gets the drinks in 67159[/snapback] That Narnia story is blatantly a "things you wish you'd said" story posted as fact.

I thought the Matrix was dire like. One of those where I just couldn't see what all the fuss was about.

I cancelled Sky Movies recently and signed up with Screenselect instead. There's so much crap on Sky Movies it's ridiculous. Costs a bit more than Sky Movies but at least I get to choose decent stuff to watch.

After the Exorcist Kermodes second favourite is Brazil, which I've already said I hated. He says "The only thing I'm certain about is that The Exorcist is both my own favourite film and the definitive Best Film Ever Made." Who's he to say what's the definitve best film ever made. Just leave it at "my favourite". I often agree with him though. 67086[/snapback] You wanna lend him that book of yours.

Buying books about how to read a movie is gayer than a dancing bloke tbh.

Snatch was utter crap too, to be fair. For some reason a lot of people seem to like it though.

The story about the Cambodian Midgets Fighting League is a fake though. http://www.newturfers.com/mwf/attach/38/35...nRing-Fight.htm