Gemmill

Hairy. Jesus Hairy Christ.

Jesus wept.

I'll take that as a 'no' then. 13987[/snapback] There's a bush shaped like a boat outside the New Crown. I'll paypal £5 to the first person that posts a photo of their pubes fashioned into a boat. 13996[/snapback] If it's Gemmill it'll have to be a fucking aircraft carrier then. The USS Theodore Roosevelt. In fucking bright ginger. 13998[/snapback] Such a tit!

You fancy Ian Woosnam?

I'd rather look at that than that fat fucker 13048[/snapback] Theres a saying Skol, i can lose weight, you on the other hand............. 13486[/snapback] Yep, you can lose weight. But then you'll just look like a slim Christopher Biggins.

Suspect it was an MSN dare turned thread. Always a good bet for a REALLY FUNNY read.

Fatal Attraction? 12407[/snapback] No, ive seen that many times, but it was along those lines i think. Plus much more recent, it must have been released at the cinemas within the last year. 12408[/snapback] Closer?

Fuck off.

The Wedding Crashers. Definitely worth watching if you like a daft comedy.

Aye, even Clint Eastwood's got varicose veins these days and he's a bit younger than Paul Newman. That just wouldn't be nice at all.

WHOA! This thread was about if you HAD to (as in you have no choice in the matter) shag one bloke from history, who would it be. It was never, I repeat NEVER! about having a crush on swarthy Italian blokes, you mincer!

Its only blokes who are good at dancing and actually really enjoy it that are gay The others are straight! 5447[/snapback] Hmmm, I might be able to let you have that one actually. Although if you don't enjoy it you shouldn't be doing it. I'm too tall. Nowt worse than being in a sea of people of around 5 ft 10 and being a head taller than all of them trying to look inconspicuous. 5450[/snapback] Or is it that there is no room for others when you enter the dance floor? 5462[/snapback] As a German male, I don't think you're in any position to be taking the piss in a discussion about dancing.

Oi you tin-headed twat, I apologised too! 5430[/snapback] So you fucking should have, lightweight. How did Jenson do for you today? Oooooo baby. 5441[/snapback] Who you calling a fucking shiteweight? I challenge you to a Jenson?? 5th. Not that bothered like, the bloke I was wanting to do well won the race! 5445[/snapback] A drinkoff? I'd knack you man, southern shandy boy. To be honest I dunno how you watch F1. I cannot get away with it. Just the noise is enough to make me want to turn it off.

Its only blokes who are good at dancing and actually really enjoy it that are gay The others are straight! 5447[/snapback] Hmmm, I might be able to let you have that one actually. Although if you don't enjoy it you shouldn't be doing it. I'm too tall. Nowt worse than being in a sea of people of around 5 ft 10 and being a head taller than all of them trying to look inconspicuous.

Much rather be in a pub. When I go out I go out for the craic and for a bit of banter and pisstake. If the music's so loud that you have to get an earful of gob just to talk to someone it kinda takes the fun out of things. And I don't dance, so clubbing's pretty much pointless. Oh and any blokes that do dance are gay-ay-ayyyyyyyyyyyy.

Oi you tin-headed twat, I apologised too! 5430[/snapback] So you fucking should have, lightweight. How did Jenson do for you today? Oooooo baby.

If my cat could talk, it would be a parrot. 5431[/snapback] Can it already fly?

If we sign Michael Owen I'll read all the Harry Potter books in a weekend.

Nice one HTT. Hopefully that'll be the end of the daftness. Isegrim, that bloke in your avatar looks like Colin Jackson.

If he goes to Arsenal, I wouldn't expect us to sign any more players than we've been planning to sign and would expect the money from the sale to disappear down the big NUFC plughole. Talk of Owen is pie in the sky IMO.

Anyone care? Medina, don't be a fanny. If you don't want to go on there, don't. If you've got something to say to them, go on and say it to them.

Fucking hell is it today? All the best mister. Hope the day goes well for you.

He wasn't giving, you were. And don't talk with your mouth full.

How about you Cath, Hitler or Jesus? 4510[/snapback] I'd fuck Jesus, then Hitler. That way hitler would get a jew's shit and blood up his arse. 4515[/snapback] F f f fuuuucking hel llllll ...was my word for word reaction to that.