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Loaded Magazine is fucking shite. Just like this doll.

BEANS!

According to Radio Newcastle it's a dead leg and he'll probably still play for England. According to Radio 5 it's a hamstring. According to Talksport it's a calf strain. Somebody is lying. I reckon it's just a knock.

He's through to the final now. What a fantastic achievement for BRITISH tennis.

Where've you been anyway, William? We haven't seen you at one of these for yonks.

I'll not be drinking all day like cos I'll not make it into work the next day. Think I'll be on the diet cokes.

I've been "millionaired"! They've nicked all my money and put me back on 10,000 quid - I was that good that I needed handicapping. Don't worry, I'm expecting to be a millionaire again within a fortnight.

Watch who you're calling a random nutter! 41422[/snapback] I didn't call you one, just asking if you were one. I'm guessing Mods now have access to his account too. 41423[/snapback] What you said was either too complex or too simple for me. If you could have any kind of robot what would it be? 41424[/snapback] Smash robot.

Aye, change your socks. See what happens.

Is this some sort of IT dweeb project then?

Aye, if he doesn't win owt he'll definitely be next in line for the Henman treatment.

Yours isn't naked??

You blatantly fancy him tbh. 41159[/snapback] Stick to Sportdaq you dweeb 41160[/snapback] If you played it you'd just spend all your cash on shares in Murray, as a token of your love.

You blatantly fancy him tbh.

Class.

Benefitted massively from biting the dust early on like. The films really aren't that good IMO. Did anyone watch that show with Gail Porter and that psychic bloke where they would go to the scene of famous people's deaths and the "psychic" would pretend he could feel their pain etc. They did one on James Dean and the psychic gimp was crying and wailing and all sorts.

That's cool but it's awful to watch as well.

Make sure Leazes doesn't see it. He'll think it's real and blame Souness for the lad leaving to join Real in the next movie.

Funny the way Michael Owen got overheard saying to Shearer of Anna Friel: "I shook her hand but I couldn't stop staring at her tits". According to the Sun anyway.

Hope you can get served, you little wriggler.

Nice one. I've never been to Oz like, but when I eventually make it there, I'll look forward to my free lunch.

98th in the WHOLE ENTIRE WORLD now like. And we've moved up to 585th in the League of Leagues.

Class food mate. Used to have a Japanese at the bottom of my building when I worked in SF. Freshly made sushi, chicken teriyaki and all that malarkey for lunch. Quality. It's naff sandwiches or sausage bleeding rolls nowadays.

Definitely.

Teletext Rage? Actually, it's always made me wonder about the type of people that would actually send a letter into something like Teletext. Just - why?! 41024[/snapback] Not to mention the saddos who would actually sit and read the Teletext letters page.