Gemmill

Just have to hope Palace can do the same to Man United when they play them at Selhurst in a couple of weeks.

Was that Longstaff with another Platoon collapse in the build up to their goal?

Man United go ahead. It's gonna be a bad night for us.

I also feel like Longstaff could have stood up and got the shot off mind. Bruno man, pack the flash shite in.

I've no idea how the ref hasn't given that. Look at the view he has of it. Fucking ridiculous that.

That's surely gonna be given by VAR.

Eze's good but he's a ball greedy cunt. They'd probably have a couple more goals if he'd pass to any of his team mates around the box.

Everton 2-0.

Well worked goal tbf. Our passing under pressure has been awful.

Man United behind again.

Them picking up yellows can't hurt. Their intensity has dropped off a canny bit already. They'll be there for the taking after an hour if we can keep it to nil nil.

And halt all the progress he's making?!

Think Isak will end up being the difference tonight. He's so sharp.

Man United getting beat.

He's fine, he was hoping for a pen.

Isak inches from scoring.

Everton winning.

Can't get out of our defensive third at the minute. These can't keep this up though, surely. Unless Glasner brought those German inhalers over.

Rooney looking like a movie monster.

Wilson on the bench. First 11 unchanged.

The Gary Goalgasm.

Will you be attending in traditional Scottish garb to underline your credentials?

Yes, the God Particle was located.