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Just Stop Oil knackers spraypainting Stonehenge orange ffs. This lot are trying to turn people against climate change action.

That hat ffs.

David Moyes is on today's Rest In Football - it's a really good listen, he's got some good stories. Anyway, he's talking through his managerial career, Everton, Man United, then off to Spain. Shearer interrupts him with "Anyway. All good things must come to an end. When did you decide to go to the unwashed?" There'll be hell on on RTG, I'm sure.

This is one prediction that will eventually come good though. Prediction + time = success. It's my theory of relativity.

It was Frankie Boyle's fault. He posted a rest in peace tweet.

Looks like Noam Chomsky has died.

What the fuck. Has he been stung by a giant wasp or something.

This lass can't have met wykiki.

Farage comes out today and says Reform engaged a professional vetting service to check all of their candidates backgrounds. He's said this firm hasn't flagged any issues and he may consider suing them. Turns out this firm is very clear on its website that they don't carry out vetting on your behalf, they give you access to their system and you have to do the work yourself. And these cunts expect us to believe they can run a country.

Britain is not America yet.

Their internal polling must be as cataclysmic as the publicly available ones if the PM is visiting seats like this.

I bet he thought putting it in quotation marks was him taking a stand.

I sowwy.

Bitch, it was reposted by a political account that I follow, HACTUALLY.

England hooligans causing bother again.

They'll be fucking livid tbf. A trip to East Anglia for a 12:30 kick off on opening day. The PL full on trolling them at this stage, letting the Dutch slaphead know that the 12:30 starts are here to stay.

I absolutely love seeing this prick subject to some scrutiny. Especially from a woman, he fucking hates it.

"You sir! Wait! I'm in the middle of a teams tete a tete!"

I'll be Staveley's guest of honour for this one. Allowed to join the end of season lap of honour when we relegate them, but carried around on a sedan chair by Howe and Tindall.

In the interests of balance.

Three days ago Sunak was asked about Farage and said "I've got a lot of respect for Nigel", a bloke who a couple of days previously was saying Sunak "doesn't understand our history and culture". They're fucking pathetic. They should be all guns blazing, gunning for the bloke. Gove has come out today saying it's just a vanity project, etc, but he's done it in his usual whimsical, polite Gove way. They're as cucked by Farage as Tice is. Instead their plan is to personally attack Starmer for his history as a human rights lawyer.

On Times Radio today, Andrew Neil was querying whether it really mattered that Reform's numbers don't add up cos they're not going to form the next government. 15 minutes later he had someone from Plaid Cymru on and was ripping them to bits for holes in their manifesto. These right wingers stick together.

That's those Deltapoll numbers plugged in.