Gemmill

https://g.co/kgs/EVazyG Are we talking about different places - that's the one I'm on about. It's the one in Earsdon, on the way towards Whitley.

Excuse me. Double married. Single divorcee. So far.

They grew up wanking over Arlene Philips.

Taskmaster is where it's at.

TRUTH!

16 stone of fat mess by Christmas Eve.

Just finished wrapping so I'm all done. Feels good to be a Christmas gangsta.

A lot of people obsessed by Adam Pearson and his content itt. As I predicted would happen.

BlueSaga.

I'm not on there. I'm not entirely convinced you and Toonpack are either.

Gets mentioned every time something like this gets posted, but try and count the obese people in that video. Compare it to walking through town today. Nice trip through memory lane too.

I'm just a really, really great bloke. Here I've found a Christmas special that's more your speed. Cannon and Ball's 1986 Christmas Special. (the truth is, I'm watching this tomorrow. This bloke has all of them going back to 1980. )

Went to the Beehive on Sunday and their steak and ale pie was fucking incredible. Proper pie, none of this casserole with a puff pastry lid hoyed at it. Tremendous.

A lot of you obsessed with AP's content. As I predicted.

She was on telly a decent amount in her previous roles. Thoroughly unimpressive, made to look a fool on the regular, and they're so short of any talent that she's now Health Secretary. They're a fucking embarrassment. I'm so desperate for them to be wiped out at the next election.

I'm just not used to Renton trying to be funny.

Was that a warning that you got in Facebook? They don't even get past the front door, and most of them are 60+.

Aye Tesco deliveries pre booked for ever weekend in December. Even getting in and out of the car park is hell, never mind entering the shop.

Good lads.

It's a hobby. She understands.

Also some bloke cooks an unbelievable looking spicy pork belly dish for them with "Yorkshire pudding naan". It's worth watching just for that.

Gutted. This was going to be the centrepiece of my Christmas celebrations.