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You could hear a fucking pin drop in the famous KENNY. Maybe the neighbours have asked them to keep it down.

Just seen one of the worst misses of recent times. One for the next edition of Danny Dyer's Funniest Football Foul-Ups.

Gazza STILL the last Spurs player to score there.

Spurs down to ten men at THE KENNY.

Welcome on board, @SouthAussieMag

Yeah don't know what the fuck that's meant to be. It looks like a tabard. Is this kid the toon army fire warden?

This sounds entirely above board.

I wish I'd never fucking asked now.

Wykiki determined to bust this myth.

It's a long one. And I haven't watched it yet.

Strawb got it straight away. Gazza.

Thierry Henry lavish with his praise too.

Richards is going crackers about it on the latest Rest Is Football. Atmosphere, the whole occasion. Tells Shearer off for downplaying how good it was then describes it as "One of the best nights in the history of football"

Yep, you never know when you might need to respond to one.

It's trivia time! Spurs are away at Luton this weekend.... But can you name the last player to score for Spurs at THE KENNY?

Looking back I enjoyed one of their lads in the first few minutes putting his studs on the ball and backing off basically saying "Come on then, are you gonna try and press us". And we were like "We'll get to that mate. Are you ready?" and then just fucking squeezing them til their pips squeaked for the next 90 minutes.

I liked everything apart from "however the damn hell he wants". That was a bit too Joan Collins in Dynasty for my liking.

Aye this is PL and TP moaning about xG in their car pool Prius, while me and The Fish are doing donuts in our Ferraris in the car park.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/67005724 Tommy Fury predicts us to win 8-0.

Ticket Scientist might be more appropriate than Correspondent. Dr. Tickets. Professor?