Gemmill

The Canadians will win this. Carney is not gonna be outwitted by Trump.

I predict that MOHAMMED SALAH and VIRGIL VAN DYK will emerge from tonight's game in pristine physical condition. Neither of them will snap a hamstring. Mark my words.

If any of you know any curses, now is the time.

We could do with Liverpool doing 135 minutes of hard slog tonight. Can't decide if them going through or going out would be better for us. Possibly through.

It's another weird one and a bit of a diversion, but hopefully building to something. It's at least got the good grace to only be 40 minutes long.

They'd need the jaws of life to get the fat cunt out of it.

I've been disappointed with S2 of Severance. It was weird enough in S1 but they've gone crackers in this season. It's still good, but it feels like a drop off from S1, especially the season finale of S1.

Watched this a couple of weeks ago. Proper comic book violence, but a good watch.

I've seen you jump in a pool. Same thing.

Looks like the splash you get when you drop a massive one into the bog.

I have it on on dog walks. There is LOADS to get through but there's also no rush cos it's not like they're piling new episodes in too often or anything. BTW if you start listening and you're convinced, the best way to listen to the later episodes is to pay £3 a month to their Patreon. Once they start splitting the public feed episodes into hour long chunks, there's all sorts of naming errors and stuff, so you end up listening to things in the wrong order or the end of an episode two episodes down the line has been flagged as the end of your current episode. The Patreon media player is actually really good.

I think you have a teenage boyfriend.

That reminds me. Taylor Parkes talking about David Lee Roth's version of California Girls, which Simon Bates described as "an update on the Beach Boys original". Parkes: it's an update on the original in the same way that a toilet full of warm shit is an update on steak and chips.

TRANSPHOBIC!

I started watching that interview this morning and put it off after 5 minutes. Boring, self regarding tosspot of a bloke.

Well tradition dictates that it's you. What a fucking knob tradition is.

I think Wilson looked a little bit sharper than the other day. Which isn't saying much but at his age and after that long out, it's gonna take more than a couple of games for him to get back up to speed.

The game management in that last 10 minutes was shocking. Constantly giving the ball away and playing daft risky passes.

Nice prediction, DICKHEAD.

They're the only ones he's got, ya tool.

If he does that at the weekend, it's a penalty to Liverpool.

Get in.

Trent will be picking out which slippers to wear at the weekend.

It's not his fault, but Tino is a dead end ball on the left.

It's been all us, so it can only be a matter of time til West Ham score.