Gemmill

Dubravka Krafth Kelly Willock Longstaff Almiron Osula All qualify as not first choice. We need a full written apology, I'm afraid.

They're flying in League 1, aye.

Nice one. I just hope you can be an inspiration to tbd.

Today I learned that Eric Idle was born in Harton Hospital, South Shields.

Aye same time tomorrow.

Was Benfica at 11 tomorrow too?

He earned my respect.

Thiaw has had less than 2 hours of first team football for us this season. There's no reason to not play him other than "he might get injured" which isn't a reason not to play someone or you'd never pick anyone.

Same. I told you we were gonna do it together. Same time tomorrow for Benfica?

I can't think of a reason why he would play Lascelles when Thiaw hasn't really been getting much game time. It's the perfect opportunity to give Thiaw more time on the pitch. Either with a view to picking him for Arsenal or just giving him a run out before you bring Schar back in. I assume Schar hasn't had much training time since last Thursday, so probably the former.

Must have been some FAAAABULOUS hooligans in that get up. Part time hooligan, full time cheerleader.

We're gonna do this together...

Looks like there's a load for tonight available if anyone didn't get one and still fancies it.

It did say 11am btw. Would you normally know by half 9? Mate reckons in the past his emails have dropped right around 11.

I'm assuming the Gmail server is down. I'm on hold with Google HQ at the minute.

"Aceda.....welll.....let's see how we say that." Talking to himself like he's a child learning to read.

Think you could def be onto something with Ekitike. We know he's got a massive ego and form for being a bellend, and he'll be starting to get the feeling that he's not the main man. I'll be fucking delighted if he becomes a huge problem for them and won't even go and visit Isak in hospital when he snaps his leg in half this season.

Hope you have a good day, TP.

The scouse tramps must fancy another Wembley humbling.

Woltemade is 23. He's not "one for the future". He just needs bedding in. He's older than Isak was when we signed him. Wissa is a very good PL performer who scores goals. He's out for 5 weeks, he hasn't snapped his ACL. There really isn't much concern that he won't come back the same player.

Well it's gonna feel like a hollow victory now when I ace the ballot.