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In my early 20s I worked away for a week with this big fat cunt from Boro. We went for a curry one night and he was giving it the big one about how he gets the hottest thing on the menu. He was true to his word but he looked in genuine pain throughout, sweat streaming down his face. Silly cunt. Every so often I'd ask how his curry was and he'd try to smile and tell me it was great and I'd just straight up laugh at the stupid cunt cos we both knew he was hating every second. That's all you need to know about dickheads that claim to be big spice fiends.

Skunkers fartsniffers assemble.

I'm sure Trump would be more than happy to extradited the cunt.

What has this place come to when we've got a dreadlocked estate agent approaching pensionable age bragging about his hot sauce consumption?! I like cholula. I'm well aware it's not hot sauce, but the hotter you go with these things the more they just taste like spicy vinegar, and with it goes the enjoyment of what you're actually eating. So keep lathering your mung bean dhal in this mess, Swampy. I couldn't give a shit!

She rides shotgun. A lot of murder in that film. Who else do we know that knows a bit about murdering?

It's such a shame the gap that's developed between newly promoted clubs and the rest of the PL. If you got a season where a couple of the promoted teams had big seasons, these could be in genuine relegation danger. 31 points from 31 games man. He's a terrible terrible manager.

Haven't watched it but I love the thumbnail. Keane looking drunk and livid and Neville looking sweaty and shellshocked.

tbd with a growing reputation as the forum's dreadlocked Barry Norman. And why not?

Aye it was odd but good. Better than your last fucking depressing recommendation. The fact that you gave away a major plot point that didn't come in until the second half of the film was A MAJOR fuckup though.

Freakin awesome.

I'll do it but only if everyone is top to toe in terrace icons gear.

Hope not.

Why can I hear the Hovis theme tune?

Maybe I'll dabble. I can wear it with chinos and Chelsea boots, right?

I completely forgot about Amorim threatening to walk during the international window. Bet he's pleased he stayed.

Could end up with one or two more here. Man United are terrible. Luke Shaw still starting games for them in 2025 ffs.

Aye I always like Price when he's on. I saw his articles on the Guardian and thought he looked a clip but it wasn't until I'd been listening to CM for a while that I realised they were the same person. Parkes, Kulkarni, Price, Stubbs, Bee is my order of preference. I'm still not up to the episodes where Neil dies. 😔

Maybe I should stop worrying about whether I can wear a terrace icons top at the age of 50.

Man United, one shot on goal after 55 minutes. 0.03xG. They are a certified also-ran these days.

The algorithm doesn't let on to people what scumbags these characters are. Or if they accidentally find out they just say they're fine with it to own the libs.

Did Price have his horns on? Stubbs the enigma! He's probably got psoriasis.

Who's that fat arsed cunt?

Nice one lads, sounds like a good day out. How gutted we're you when the rock expert was announced though? Who was the other one - hopefully Parkes or Price?

Are you being held hostage?